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glennPattonWork32-Dec-13 5:40

2-Dec-13 5:40

Ahh in Bristol the answer is 'Harry De? Woz you on m8', or in the Queens English 'Marry Me?, may ask what is that my friend'...

OriginalGriff2-Dec-13 5:49

OriginalGriff

2-Dec-13 5:49

In Luton it's a bit like an arranged marriage:
1) They want her out of the house ASAP - she is costing 'em a fortune in shell suits and the child support runs out at 16.
2) If you don't marry 'em, you get arranged...

Take the Tramps Brew Of Choice - you know it makes sense. Laugh | :laugh:

DeathByChocolate2-Dec-13 5:01

2-Dec-13 5:01

Well if he is my alter-ego then I wish he'd help with the bl**dy CCC once in a while! Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Anyway, we have been in "the same place at the same time physically" (I'm not afraid of Luton!) but it was rather uncomfortable so I asked him to move his Dalek outfit off my foot ... ASAP Poke tongue | ;-P

"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B

glennPattonWork32-Dec-13 5:04

2-Dec-13 5:04

Ummm OKAY

DeathByChocolate2-Dec-13 5:07

2-Dec-13 5:07

Is the

for Me+DD being one person or just a comment on Luton?

"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B

glennPattonWork32-Dec-13 5:08

2-Dec-13 5:08

It was a case a case of one emoticon does both. Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

DeathByChocolate2-Dec-13 5:12

whos up to teambuild an emp-cannon ?

2-Dec-13 5:12

glennPattonWork wrote:
It was a case a case of one emoticon does both

Cheapskate! Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B

David Goebet2-Dec-13 3:51

David Goebet

2-Dec-13 3:51

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25180906[^]

im not saying its a bad idea - im just saying if ill ever see one - ITS MINE muhahaha

"WAKE UP, NEO."

"THE MATRIX HAS YOU..."

"FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT".

glennPattonWork32-Dec-13 4:02

2-Dec-13 4:02

That just sounds like such a bad idea.., while being cool! Suspicious | :suss:

S Houghtelin2-Dec-13 6:20

S Houghtelin

2-Dec-13 6:20

I see the next redneck sport coming out of this.

"Hay Cletus! Let's order up some o dem ladies 'undies an' shoot dem Amerzons outta da sky when dey comes!"

It was broke, so I fixed it.

OriginalGriff2-Dec-13 6:42

OriginalGriff

2-Dec-13 6:42

...so Amazon arm their delivery vehicles in response...and SkyNet is born... Unsure | :~

S Houghtelin2-Dec-13 7:00

S Houghtelin

2-Dec-13 7:00

Underneath, it's a hyper-alloy combat chassis, microprocessor-controlled. Fully armored; very tough. But outside... it's a harmless delivery vehicle - grown for the cyborgs. OMG | :OMG:

It was broke, so I fixed it.

Mycroft Holmes2-Dec-13 13:10

Mycroft Holmes

2-Dec-13 13:10

And every script kiddie with a remote is going to try and hack these. Between them and the redneck I'd be surprised if the idea flies!

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH

Mark_Wallace2-Dec-13 20:24

Mark_Wallace

2-Dec-13 20:24

Of course, they'll be totally unhackable, and will never fall from the sky.

It's just marketing bollocks, to get their name in the news.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Richard Deeming3-Dec-13 5:22

Richard Deeming

3-Dec-13 5:22

Too late:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25197786[^]

A British company has demonstrated a prototype device capable of stopping cars and other vehicles using a blast of electromagnetic waves.

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

Jad Boke

CBadger2-Dec-13 3:08

2-Dec-13 3:08

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this building." D'Oh! | :doh:

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?" Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone." Hmmm | :|

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault." $Shucks | :-\$

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Nagy Vilmos2-Dec-13 3:19

Nagy Vilmos

2-Dec-13 3:19

I got to "hot" and knew the punchline, Leslie would be proud.

speramus in juniperus

DeathByChocolate2-Dec-13 3:34

2-Dec-13 3:34

Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Leslie would be proud.

Well he would be if he wasn't dead! Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B

Johnny J.2-Dec-13 4:36

Johnny J.

2-Dec-13 4:36

I got to "hot", and then my mind seemed to wander to something completely different... And it wasn't chocolate! Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

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Mohamad M. Mohamad2-Dec-13 3:31

Mohamad M. Mohamad

2-Dec-13 3:31

At least 4 times this was posted here[^]

My Name in English[^] Translation done By OriginalGriff

CBadger2-Dec-13 18:58

2-Dec-13 18:58

I never said i was original with this one Unsure | :~

But I promise the next joke will be an original masterpiece! $Shucks | :-\$

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Mohamad M. Mohamad2-Dec-13 22:28

Mohamad M. Mohamad

2-Dec-13 22:28

CBadger wrote:
I never said i was original with this one

Are you declaring that you are reposting here

My Name in English[^] Translation done By OriginalGriff

CBadger3-Dec-13 2:13

3-Dec-13 2:13

I neither acknowledge nor decline any accusations aimed towards me regarding the post i made Suspicious | :suss:

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Mohamad M. Mohamad3-Dec-13 3:06

Mohamad M. Mohamad

3-Dec-13 3:06

I hope you are saying the truth otherwise you will be treated as a spammer in the eyes of the CP community.

My Name in English[^] Translation done By OriginalGriff

CBadger3-Dec-13 18:56