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Kettle's on! 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Witch one?
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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Does it matter? You are just going out for a spell.
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There's only One Witch[^]
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Start a bonfire, light some incense sticks and free your Spirit, i may visit you in the view of the void 
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Ashanti tell you again...
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What zulu mean? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Asagai it would take a Bantu stop.
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Johnny J. wrote: I pretended to be an African tribal doctor for a day...
...and then you got infected with Ebola?
This place is running out of coats, so see ya!
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You planet.
I'll get me coat...
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Deflate a bit and be a bouncy Castle 
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I Saturnus say anything about this[Ö] joke then 
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That Mars your copybook.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Kiss my Uranus Not original enough. No Comet...
You know as well as me if you discover a planet, you’re in the inner circle! 
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Did you pull that out of Uranus?
DON'T SHOOT!
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I wish you'd Saturn that one!
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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If only Mooning wasn't lunacy, I'd have something to show you. 
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As a famous person once said "Mind bleach!"
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It's even more lunatic not to wait for...
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Still waiting? I see it is still loading 
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Crap party - no atmosphere
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I cannot believe he star-ted another warped pun thread and that I'm comet-ting in it.
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I have a function, for example f(x)=x^3+2x^2
I want to find the derivitive, in this case f'(x)=3x^2+4x
It appears that Excel cannot calculate derivatives!
Seriously?
And as for graphing, is it beyond the wit of the developers to add this basic functionality to an otherwise excellent piece of software?
Hell, I have a calculator that can do the graphing much easier and quicker.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: I have a function, for example f(x)=x^3+2x^2
I want to find the derivitive, in this case f'(x)=3x^2+4x
Did you really have to give an example in order to infer your statement "Excel cannot calculate derivatives!"? 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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How many letters?
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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