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TomTom Yoda Voice[^]
Now, that'd annoy Herself! 
(Wish I'd known when I used TomTom...)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Buy it I won't. The path to the dark side find it will... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I don't need Yoda voice, I've got my Doris in Hungarian. 
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You will have plenty to keep you busy in the car, "Are we there yet?" in stereo (or surround sound if you think of that way). Good luck!
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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I kinda like the Daffy Duck[^] voice.
I thought "All the Annie" would be interesting but after listening to her for about 10 mins. I'm liable to throw my GPS out the window.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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To the left (instantly turns wheel left sharply, meeting a brick wall) after 300 meters (what? fuuuuuuuuuuuu...) you must.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Evolution In Action
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I've just muted the $)(#@*$ entirely a few years back; the red highlight showing which ramp/turn to take has everything I need without the annoying nattering. I think the last time I actually needed the voice feature was when I didn't discover that on glass mounts were illegal in CA until after arrival. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I mostly use my phone nowadays... but I had a weird experience not too long ago. My phone navigation app (google maps) actually changed voice while I was driving. That was a bit odd to say the least. The voice went from an American accent female voice to an English accent female voice then back again after a few minutes. I would have thought I heard the whole thing in my head if it wasn't for my girlfriend sitting in the passenger seat laughing about it.
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It's a day too long...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Two minutes now.
Is this a vacation, or a Death Clock we are talking about?
And if it's the latter, can I have your monitor?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Maybe he's been on IDF duty. I would be counting the minutes too in that case.
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I'm too old to be called to IDF anymore...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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It's only that my first bus is at 17:05 - I need a 3 minutes walk to the bus, so I leaved at 17:00 exactly. It's just that this day is sooooooo looooooooooooooong, I just can't wait to leave with first bus...Now at home and good...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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So...I can't have your monitor then? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I have an old SyncMaster 930B... I can fold it to envelope size and send to you
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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The major part of packing the car for holiday was completed yesterday. All the boxes, bags and assorted gubbins the girls need to take with them for a month in a house that is fully stocked with clothes, shoes, make-up and assorted gubbins that girls need. #not quite full but well loaded and nicely done; even though I say so myself.
I just went out to fill her with petrol, check the tyres, oil and water, and make sure all locations are locked in on the satnav.
Where? Did? That? Come? From?
The back seat was piled high with more junk than a Steptoe & Son look-a-like contest. The dolls, toys and myriad detritus has been removed and the car keys will now stay firmly in my pocket until departure.
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So you went from an emergency breakdown kit and 2 changes of clothes/person (one to overnight at a halfway point and a second in case of unexpected delay) to 99% of their wardrobe (excluding what they're wearing now, any dirty laundry, and what they're planning to wear between now and departure) and every toy you haven't broken by stepping on it while stumbling to the bathroom late at night. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Sounds like they took a vote and didn't tell you about it? 
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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So...situation normal for a wife and children then?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yup. One daddy to do all heavy/dirty work and three girls to be beautiful. Wouldn't have it any other way. 
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Pretty much! Estimate what they will take then multiply it by 3.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Close, I go for the much more accurate multiple of √(number of days). So a week is ~x3 and a month closer to x6
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True, forgot the amount of time.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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