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Who's going to answer my CODZ PLZ questions? You need to go over and talk to them people and from the sounds of it you'll need a banjo. clickity[^]
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Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Hi All,
Iam New to SSIS and now i want export data by Last Update in Database to flat file
Ex:
In the First update i have imported 5 rows to Database and second update import 5 rows to database. Now in first export i will export data from 1 to 5 to flat file and send export i should fetch data from 6 to 10 and store in flat file Destination.
Can any on e help on this.
Thanks & Regards,
sivakumar
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Member 11105740 wrote: SSIS
Is that that thing in North Africa that everyone's crying out/wailing/lamenting/bitching about?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No, you're thinking of the fundamentalists from Norf London - Secular State of Islington and Stratford.
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I've always considered Stratford as East London!
Anyways, those guys have nothing on the nutters from Wood Green!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Before you can start, you must first know the end[^]
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Yesterday, I was laying decking on top of my garage, for the missus to have a roof garden (I'm not working on it today, because it's pissing down with rain).
Whilst screwing down the planking, I dropped a screw through the gap between two of them.
"Aha!" I thought, "At last I get to use my handy-dandy 50c screw-fisher-upper magnet!"
Elated at the thought of finally using an almost-tool for its prescribed purpose, I hurried down the ladder and into the workshop to retrieve said almost-tool.
I was pleased as punch that it performed its task perfectly, "fishing" up the screw. Definitely a fit-for-purpose almost-tool!
I dropped the screw into the screw box, and put the almost-tool down next to it.
... from where it promptly rolled into a gap and under a plank.
What was that song about an old woman swallowing a fly?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So, tie the screw on a piece of string, ...
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Ah, but it's a functional design, see -- it's strong enough to pick a screw up, but it weighs a lot more than a screw.
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So what did you do? Unplank or leave it?
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It's composite decking, similar to this[^].
I made a load of little T-shaped hardwood blocks that fit into the slots on adjacent planks, for cramping them down, but that means that if I want to take up a plank that's in the middle, I have to take up half the deck.
For a 50c almost-tool? I don't think so!
[edit] Hmm. Link not displaying right. The piccy is here: http://www.abbuildingproducts.co.uk/images/content/Composite_Decking/twinson/twinson_colour_pallet.jpg
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Easy solution: turn the garage upside down and shake it until the almost-tool (and possibly loose change) fall back through the cracks.
Problem Solved!
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Not a bad idea.
Most people who look inside my garage/workshop say it looks like it's upside-down already, so that would put an end to their snide comments.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And her all along I thought Irony was the person that one does ironing for?
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Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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I have this almost tool for sale that can be used to spread horizontal boards and remove any content lying in the gap, simple easy to use and only $39.99.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Maybe DD can use it to hide the wig he uses to pretend he's his mother, when sitting in the chair by the window.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I must say he did a rather good job disguising himself there.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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He can't hide forever ...
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Looks just like my dog!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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OMG the dog's in on it too? 
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Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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...being a rocketengineer. This is soooooo bloody interesting!
Meanwhile i try to achieve knowledge about rocketscience... well at least Kerbal Space Programm teaches me a lot. There is so much fun, stuff to do and damn, since i am able to calculate TWR and the delta v my rockets can achieve i get better and better in planning missions to foreign planets. Yeah math! 
The next step is developing more efficent rockets and specifying the effective payload i can carry with them to target x (example how many tons may my satellite weight to get him into orbit at x km height).
Ahw i can't even explain how much fun this is to me. And the MODS! Playing a realistic mission with need of lifesupport like food, water, oxygen. 
Sadly i don't know if they need someone like me in real life as i am becoming a softwaredeveloper...
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I am doing a BSc in Astrophysics, followed by one in Maths.
I want to be the guy that drives a nuclear powered robot across the surface of Mars.
Now THAT is a job!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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BTW! You might be able to explain me how to calculate the delta v needed to get a Rocket with weight x to Orbit y Km high ?
Because i end up getting the delta v the stage puts out but don't know how to calculate the delta v needed.
I tried to solve it step by step, separated the calculations per stage and tried to assume the gained height. But it seems not that accurate because the trajectory turn messes me up a bit 
I assume thats essential for calculating the effective payload it can carry as the additional mass affects the other values drastically.
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