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MehGerbil wrote: August 2nd
Headlines Aug 3rd
A man was brutally slain by his enraged wife when she discovered that he lied to her about the movie being a chick flick. Film at 11.
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Oddly enough, that news report sounds more interesting then the movies she drags me to...
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You not none of these people who feel agoraphobic when you are not in the dog box..
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If your wife is smart, she'll just smile and wait. The time will come when she takes you to a movie, taking away all sharp instruments and rope and make you sit through it. Something like Twilight, only worse.
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Pay back is a bitch.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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That's one of the more useful things you learn in the military: The ability to sleep in any place, position or situation. Bonus points for loud snoring.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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When I'm tired I can sleep anywhere. Anywhere but bed.
I have slept in a nightclub - took clients there and they were quite happy with the local seamstresses.
Planes I can be out before the safety announcement.
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Something worse than Twilight?
You are in a dark place, my friend.
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MehGerbil wrote: ME: Uhhh... it is... uh... it is set in 19th Century England and it is a story about class struggle... and ... er.. .love and it stars, eh... Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant and it is directed by Kenneth Branagh.
WIFE: Sure, I'll go.
You will end up paying for this in many ways.
Don't expect an amorous evening when you get home, or for some time after that.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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JimmyRopes wrote: Don't expect an amorous evening when you get home Yes, let's all pretend that was a possibility...
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Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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Post from future:
He was a good man. It is sad he chose the wrong path of messing up with wife.
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I won't try to convince your CEO on the basis of an undocumented big prize.
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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Via my father I'm connected to the Agnelli family - so I may produce you a nice - framed - picture of a classic fiat model
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Man up. You're getting paid.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Not that much!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Sometimes you may not think so, but you are.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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If you work directly for the CEO then
Its your job to convince him..
else
Get our manager to move it up the chain.
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Generally if you have to convince the CEO, then you have to do it on term he can appreciate. These normally take the form of
- Risk to the company (Risk mitigation)
- Cost (on going support)
- Benefits.
He will not be concerned about the impact on you... Good Luck
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Big Prize - if you can convince my CEO that he can not continue with development of an undocumented (from the developer point of view) application of such huge size! It sooner than later will be a disaster...
The Big Prize" is that you will be doing the documentation along with all your other work.
Watch what you ask for, you may get it.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: will be a disaster
Yes he will move on the next guy will ask "Who developed this pos?".
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I am amazed, how can you tell from his post that its a "Point of Sale" system they are developing
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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If you succeed, let me know the secret.
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