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Oh dear, hope it sorts itself out quickly, couldn't imagine life without the Internet anymore.
If nothing else we need someone to snigger at whenever a sheep is mentioned 
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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And meanwhile Q&A will be a lot more hostile to newbies. 
Get well soon.
Hope they'll fix it soon.
I hear that TCP/IP over Woolly carriers have quite a good throughput even if they have a somewhat bad response time.
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Nightmare!
Do you not have a decent laptop and a nearby Starbucks (pub?) with wifi? Could be a nice way to spend your days until your internet comes back!
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Here. This might solve your problem: Linky[^] can't be worse than your situation 
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Who's going to answer my CODZ PLZ questions? You need to go over and talk to them people and from the sounds of it you'll need a banjo. clickity[^]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Hi All,
Iam New to SSIS and now i want export data by Last Update in Database to flat file
Ex:
In the First update i have imported 5 rows to Database and second update import 5 rows to database. Now in first export i will export data from 1 to 5 to flat file and send export i should fetch data from 6 to 10 and store in flat file Destination.
Can any on e help on this.
Thanks & Regards,
sivakumar
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Member 11105740 wrote: SSIS
Is that that thing in North Africa that everyone's crying out/wailing/lamenting/bitching about?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No, you're thinking of the fundamentalists from Norf London - Secular State of Islington and Stratford.
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I've always considered Stratford as East London!
Anyways, those guys have nothing on the nutters from Wood Green!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Before you can start, you must first know the end[^]
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Yesterday, I was laying decking on top of my garage, for the missus to have a roof garden (I'm not working on it today, because it's pissing down with rain).
Whilst screwing down the planking, I dropped a screw through the gap between two of them.
"Aha!" I thought, "At last I get to use my handy-dandy 50c screw-fisher-upper magnet!"
Elated at the thought of finally using an almost-tool for its prescribed purpose, I hurried down the ladder and into the workshop to retrieve said almost-tool.
I was pleased as punch that it performed its task perfectly, "fishing" up the screw. Definitely a fit-for-purpose almost-tool!
I dropped the screw into the screw box, and put the almost-tool down next to it.
... from where it promptly rolled into a gap and under a plank.
What was that song about an old woman swallowing a fly?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So, tie the screw on a piece of string, ...
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Ah, but it's a functional design, see -- it's strong enough to pick a screw up, but it weighs a lot more than a screw.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So what did you do? Unplank or leave it?
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It's composite decking, similar to this[^].
I made a load of little T-shaped hardwood blocks that fit into the slots on adjacent planks, for cramping them down, but that means that if I want to take up a plank that's in the middle, I have to take up half the deck.
For a 50c almost-tool? I don't think so!
[edit] Hmm. Link not displaying right. The piccy is here: http://www.abbuildingproducts.co.uk/images/content/Composite_Decking/twinson/twinson_colour_pallet.jpg
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Easy solution: turn the garage upside down and shake it until the almost-tool (and possibly loose change) fall back through the cracks.
Problem Solved!
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Not a bad idea.
Most people who look inside my garage/workshop say it looks like it's upside-down already, so that would put an end to their snide comments.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And her all along I thought Irony was the person that one does ironing for?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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I have this almost tool for sale that can be used to spread horizontal boards and remove any content lying in the gap, simple easy to use and only $39.99.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Maybe DD can use it to hide the wig he uses to pretend he's his mother, when sitting in the chair by the window.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I must say he did a rather good job disguising himself there.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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He can't hide forever ...
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Looks just like my dog!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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