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JimmyRopes wrote: mhanvelt wrote: Also, only year-numeric month-day sorts easily.
FTFY 
FTFFY 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Good catch.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Marc Clifton wrote: but no, the computer can't figure that out
Down that path like a nightmare, I work with a POS call Murex where the dealers can enter all sorts of crap 1.2m, .78k, 300k and the system interprets it. The problem comes when they supply the original values to downstream systems. PLEASE make the bastards conform to some data standards.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I take it you prefer duck typing?
Whenever I have my duck typing my code I get these sorts of issues too 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: Whenever I have my duck typing my code
The US has laws against that.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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If only there was a language where you could, say, surround the value with some delimiters, a number sign (#) perhaps... 
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I love how the guy at the end comes casually over smoking his cigarette and doesn't look too concerned that there is a person pinned underneath the car. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Like he's saying "Dude, there's something under your wheel." 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Police have released his name - apparently he is called Father Jack.
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Mr Sawickio escaped with only minor abrasions but said the incident served as a wake-up call and he will try and reduce his alcohol intake.
Lucky they ran over his head, he might have gotten hurt.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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"Committing this now cos I need to go home and give the cat its injections"
"Committing because my laptop sounds like it's about to explode"
"Updating SVN" - sounds like a pretty major change if you're updating the entire version control system 
"Seriously don't touch this. It works and I've got no idea why!"
modified 3-Jul-14 8:48am.
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WiganLatics wrote: "Seriously don't touch this. It works and I've got no idea why!"
I might have to start using this line a little more!
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A very complicated Class decorated with this beauty -> Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
One that gave a meaning to honesty LoL
// Since this file is loaded on every page, and since
// I want the following function on every page, I'm going to
// cheat and include it here even though it has nothing to
// do with the other things in this file.
// If you don't like it, bite me!
Loading signature...
. . . Please Wait . . .
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gnap !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Now now, posting comments is cheating, we were talking about commit messages!
But since we're on that train, I've seen production code with the following gems:
'Delete this after share-out!
'Start here on friday
aaaand:
'God help us all
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Well, you can't give out too much information, what with the NSA and Heartbleed and all.
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// Comment to be inserted here explaining how this bit of code works
// when I figure out how to get it to work and what I want the code to do.
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I give you the Gin and Tonic cake[^]
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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A waste of perfectly good gin!
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Interesting recipe. Exactly how much is a "shot" of gin? Depending on your personal preference, it can be anything between a thimble and a pitcher...
and only a "dash" of tonic water. Also quite vague. Furthermore, it's optional, so leaving it out would make it a gin cake only...
Nah, I'll wait for a mojito cake!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: anything between a thimble and a pitcher
Is the correct answer.
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Oooohh! nice; proably will be trying that.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Let's just do it. I see no reason why not, and if you don't like being singled out then maybe you should start doing something about what's happening in your communities.
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