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 Seems this one might be too subtle for a lot of people.
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A little humour is a dangerous thing, apparently.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dalek Dave wrote: 11630 isn't very interesting.
12407 isn't very interesting.
... Until someone finally twigs that they're the key to Fermat's Theorem, or some-such.
Now you apologise to 11630 and 12407, Davey, and play nicely.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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[voted up for the switch, which almost no-one will have noticed]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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really did not. Still clue-less 
Thanks,
Milind
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Well, 11630 is the lowest uninteresting number, which in itself is interesting, therefore it's not an uninteresting number, so 12407 must be the lowest uninteresting number, which in itself is interesting, therefore...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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<-insert_symobol_for_lightbulb_here->
 to Dalek and You...
Did not realize it at all. And wouldn't have for ages, hadn't you clarify.
Thanks,
Milind
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I really don't want to sing 10,130,865 members were sitting on the wall.
If the zeros were leading zeros and I'de had a few, then I would sing it.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Mark_Wallace wrote: 10,130,865 Members!
10,130,865 Members and counting
FIFTY
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Went to the cashpoint last night, put my card in, then PIN, requested 50 quid, collected card and walked off. It was only when I got to the takeaway I realised I'd forgotten the cash.
So I'm trying to get it back, let's see how this goes. I think technically I should as either the machine would have taken it back or someone would have taken it which would be theft.
I agree that this is my responsibility and really I should take the hit not the bank, but then again they charged me £125 for going overdrawn 5 times last month - so **** them. Arguments are still very much in progress about that. It's HSBC should you want to know who not to bank with.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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If no-one was around, then you should be okay.
ATM's will recall the notes if you don't pull them out and void the transaction, but do confirm it was cancelled with your bank.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: ATM's will recall the notes
Not here in India. The RBI (Central Bank) has issued instructions to all banks not to recall notes, so if you forget to take the cash, you've lost it forever.
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Elephant.
I have never done this.
Easy to do though.
Please let us all know the outcome.
...and commiserations to you as well.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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There was a gang in the UK convicted of fraud at cash machines either earlier this year or last year.
They discovered that if you withdrew cash but only took some of it, when the cash machine sucked it back in again it credited you for the entire amount it had initially tried to vend.
As long as there was no-one else around you should be OK.
Rob Philpott wrote: but then again they charged me £125 for going overdrawn 5 times last month
It would have been cheaper to take out a payday loan to cover the shortfall!
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Ouch!
Did that myself once. ATM seemed to be playing up so I took my card and withdrew £80 from the one next to it. I later noticed I was £80 down. I asked FNB to investigate. They confirmed my withdrawal so I obviously never saw the money waiting in the slot, but somebody else did. A few months back a teenager in front of me forgot to take her £20. I called her back and told her. She took it but never had the decency to say thanks. Arsewipe!
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Not even a thankyou. Amazing isn't it?
When did people become so rude?
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Rob Philpott wrote: When did people become so rude?
It was a f***ing Tuesday.
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I've never done that.
On the other hand, I did leave my baby at the gas station once.
I don't remember if I ever told my wife about that.
See? Sometimes a faulty memory is a good thing.
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Rob Philpott wrote: or someone would have taken it which would be theft.
That's not theft; sorry, but if you lost your properties, you no longer own them.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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"Corrupted Emir rents wildebeest enclosure between crowned heads."(12)
Not too hard today
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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interregnums - the gap between monarchs
Anagram of emir rents and gnu ( wildebeest )
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Very Well Done
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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What was yesterdays answer, seeing as you are so convinced I will like it? can't find any post relating to it....
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Tom Solved It
REGRETS
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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That's fine, glad to know that I was nowhere near the mark as usual! 
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