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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: drink Canada Dry" so went and did)
twice !
Well if he can drink it away we produce more 
It's a rehab Center not a lousy Pub where there are limitations
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Hi,
Long time member question, the code project is not affiliated to Microsoft is it? I only ask this as there are links on MSDN page and recommendations to articles. From the various things that are said I am pretty sure MS does not pay the salary, I wouldn't have thought the ads would pay all the hamsters salary (sun flower seeds are getting pricy) so does Bob have a day time job and do this on the side, or a rich relative funding Gordons from beyond our galaxy?
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CP is funded from the membership subscriptions. I personally think that $3,000 a year is a bit steep, but yt gives me a forum for crap joes, so I keep paying.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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You should pay more to get rid of such crappy jokes... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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_Maxxx_ wrote: I personally think that $3,000 a year is a bit steep
How did you manage to get it that cheaply? They charge me $10,000 and $50 per crap joke ... it's nearly bankrupting me!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Rubbish - you've never posted a crap joke !
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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 Thanks ... I'll put the tenner in the post. 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Tenner? TENNER! I thought we were talking ten GRAND 
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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I thought a certain amount of crappy jokes were included in the annual subscription?  
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 Apparently I exceeded my monthly allowance once too many times!
They offered me a choice, either $50 a joke or help in the 'quick answers' for 30 seconds ... no choice really!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Ohh OK, I can't find the subscription link and have not come across anything to say pay, is it done of MSDN subscription?...
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CP isn't affiliated with MS, and if you look at the links for advertising with CP you'd see that the ad revenue network is much bigger than just this site, they have an entire entity (Developer Media) set up to handle it.
Chris doesn't pay the hamsters very much, so they moonlight in Kia Soul commercials[^]. Chris should be careful though, the latest commercial[^] shows they lost a lot of cheap hamster feed weight and are attending movie premiers. I figure soon they will be discovered and CP will go dark.
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I might as well face it
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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I had it in the Palmer of my hand
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Reminds me of Rosey Palm and her five lovely daughters.
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Hi _Maxxx_ (wondering how to pronounce your name...)
Welcome to this AL meeting
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CBadger wrote: (wondering how to pronounce your name...)
[yoor, yawr, yohr; unstressed yer] [neym]
Quite simples.
And wouldn't that be a LA meeting?
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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_Maxxx_ wrote: [yoor, yawr, yohr; unstressed yer] [neym]
Quite simples.
I shall call you snuggles!
_Maxxx_ wrote: And wouldn't that be a LA meeting?
Yes it would
Loveholics Anonymous 
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break the habit, cease, check, close, control, cutoff, discontinue, end, finish, halt, letup, pause, stop, terminate at any time.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You will never catch me falling into to the habit of using a thesaurus to get my point across ... never, not at any time, no way, not at all, not ever, not in any way, not on your life! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Only over my dead body, when hell freezes....
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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Can't Break The Habit by MERLE HAGGARD
Cease by GREG GRAFFIN
Check by YO GOTTI
Close by CORBIN BLEU
Control by JANET JACKSON
Cutoff Jeans by LITTLE TEXAS
End by POWERMAN 5000
Finish Line by BROOKE HOGAN
Halt by RAMMSTEIN
Don't Let Up by AKON
Pause by PITBULL
Stop by PLAIN WHITE T'S
Terminate at any time On Sight by G-UNIT
I win!   (I guessed all the songs right)
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Sorry, you involved one of the Jacksons, which is Godwins Law for music... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It's a craving, dependency, enslavement, fixation, hang-up, inclination, monkey on my back, obsession, ...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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