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OriginalGriff wrote: They have big paws for such little things, don't they?
Indeed. Makes them very suitable to their environment, namely digging in my yard.OriginalGriff wrote: they make strange whistling noises when bitten (by the cat, of course)
Ours didn't make any noises last night; I don't think the cat bit it very hard, as she seemed more curious than culinary with it.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Was sure that the answer was going to be a naked lady.
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5! 
Jeremy Falcon
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No, I get to see a naked lady quite often.
But only the one... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: No, I get to see a naked lady quite often.
I'm not sure stalking counts.
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Griff: What does the mouse do?
Cat : He flies across the room into a bucket of water.
Griff: On his own?
Cat : No, I fling him.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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But kinda fun anyway[^]...
(Youtube video completely SFW - unlike the majority of stuff I post)
Now for the important question: What came first? The Chicken? The egg? Or the 8-ball???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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From my experience, chicken sh*t. Lots and lots of it. Our ones have a whole paddock to do their deeds on but oh no. It has to the concrete and cobblestones. The eggs don't come until much later. The only thing protecting them is the wifey.
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Wish I would have seen that earlier.
That bird took me for $50.00 last night.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
This is a Remington 870. One blast could cut you the f*** in half.
Which movie?
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It's a prequel to Game of Thrones.
It was precisely this halfcocked plot that made Peter Dinklage the "big" star he is... 
OR - it could be Debbie Does Deadwood, but to be honest, I don't think she has ever done any dead wood! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The Victor Kiam story - probably the "uncut" version.
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Ouch!
But seriously: Nobody would have to threaten me with a Remington to make me wanna marry Sandra Bullock! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The Haircut ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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"Remington Steele - The Clone Incident"
(yes|no|maybe)*
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Postman Pat: The Movie[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The pregnant bride - the fathers story
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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"Advise friend off the record."(10)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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ACCOMPLICE
Because he is a kind of friend/partner/adviser to someone in a crime, which mostly 'off record'...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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No, not the answer.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Whatever. I've learned a few new words in English... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Every day is a schoolday!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Advise = Inform
friend = Ally
=> Informally = off the record
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