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Never romance anything that starts with a "B":
Bovine == X Bad
Ovine == √ Good
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Alternatively,
Never pick up anything you can't pick up.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Quote: Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow.
Unknown author
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That's alright, we all work in a 'blame free' culture this days. Allegedly.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Yeah! ..and who's to blame for that, I ask you?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Dunno, socialists probably.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I've a stone in my shoe.
I wish there was something I could do about it.
Any ideas?
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Add more stones to both shoes until they feel level.
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I'm willing to give that a shot.
Do I need any special equipment?
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No. However, I would suggest using same sized stones to make them on the same level as the one that's there, then filling the gaps with much smaller stones, and eventually with sand to make it all smooth. It would be a lot easier if you went for a walk at the beach and have nature give you a hand, or foot in this case.
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+5
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I can tell you are wise in the way of shoe stones.
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When you get stoned enough, you reach a certain level of unconciousness.
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Well, you haven't provided enough detail for us to do a thorough analysis. For instance, are you wearing the shoe? Is the stone the size of a boulder, rendering it impossible to remove without tearing the shoe asunder? Do you have some form of rock disintegrating gun? Do you not have feet, instead walking on blades? Is someone else wearing your shoe?
Until you fully quantify the problem, you're on your own.
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Are you trying to BS me with a whole lot of technical detail so you can land a consulting job?
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My two shoes have a total of about 16 stones in them. The total number has been rising slowly for some years and the relative proportion in each varies a little from time to time.
I think you should stop whining about having just one ...  
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
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Which stone, Ronnie or Mick?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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A straight dude would think of Sharon and Emma. 
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you're Joss'ing me
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Had to Google her, even though I may have seen her once or twice on television.
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think she has been in the new recently as some morons tried to chop off her head (why her I dont know, surely that little twreep from Canada would be a better target)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Can think of plenty of places I'd enjoy that Stone, though my shoe isn't one of them!
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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Here, I Googled it for you. Link[^]
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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What did we do before the internet?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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