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When you get stoned enough, you reach a certain level of unconciousness.
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Well, you haven't provided enough detail for us to do a thorough analysis. For instance, are you wearing the shoe? Is the stone the size of a boulder, rendering it impossible to remove without tearing the shoe asunder? Do you have some form of rock disintegrating gun? Do you not have feet, instead walking on blades? Is someone else wearing your shoe?
Until you fully quantify the problem, you're on your own.
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Are you trying to BS me with a whole lot of technical detail so you can land a consulting job?
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My two shoes have a total of about 16 stones in them. The total number has been rising slowly for some years and the relative proportion in each varies a little from time to time.
I think you should stop whining about having just one ...
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
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Which stone, Ronnie or Mick?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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A straight dude would think of Sharon and Emma.
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you're Joss'ing me
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Had to Google her, even though I may have seen her once or twice on television.
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think she has been in the new recently as some morons tried to chop off her head (why her I dont know, surely that little twreep from Canada would be a better target)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Can think of plenty of places I'd enjoy that Stone, though my shoe isn't one of them!
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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Here, I Googled it for you. Link[^]
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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What did we do before the internet?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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walked with stones in our shoes obviously
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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We lived our lives blissfully ignorant of cretins who try to tell us how to be "the best we can be".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's very simple:
- Download ShoeLib.NET (requires .NET Framework 5.7.1091)
- Run the following code:
using ShoeLib;
static void Main()
{
Shoe shoeWithStone = Shoe.GetShoe(ShoeOption.LeftShoe);
if (shoeWithStone.Stones.Count > 0)
{
shoeWithStone.RemoveAllStones();
}
}
modified 1-Aug-13 10:01am.
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I would have thought that ShoeLIB.Shoe.RemoveAllStones would have checks in place to ensure it didn't try to remove stones that weren't, in fact, present.
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No, it just throws a StoneNotFoundException. You need to put the call in a try...catch.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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quick down vote him - coding in the lounge
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I can't advise that move. Everybody knows that the Shoe.RemoveAllStones() function is fundamentally broken. You'll have to use a workaround:
...
List<Stone> stones = showWithStone.GetStones();
foreach(Stone stone in stones)
{
showWithStone.Remove(stone);
}
...
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Do you have the VB version of that?
My shoes are really old.
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Add some broken shards of glass to your other shoe, that will take you mind of it.
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I'm only wearing one shoe.
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Cut off your foot.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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