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Do you actually pay to clean them up?
If I were ever to ex-patriot to England I'd probably become interested in sports. I couldn't care a wit for sports in the USA but the sheer thuggary of English sports (and Europe in general) is awesome. The closest thing we have to it in the states is NASCAR - the only sport where we get to watch people die.
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Have you seen them? They walk around in red shirts which is useful as it helps the cleanup crews identify where they are in the crowd. It also helps the seagulls to home in on dropped food, like a fighter jet following the beacons when landing on an aircraft carrier. I know it sounds very stereotyped but ask anyone living in the sarf. We only know how to tell the truth.
Mind you, the photo in my passport looks like Martin Bayfield's mugwatch board on Crimestoppers.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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As I recall, passports are not checked by the TSA (or whatever passes for "security" in Malaysia or overseas) but rather by the airline personnel (the gate agent). Once you have a boarding pass, then the security checkpoint personnel only checks to see if your identification (i.e., passport, drivers license, etc) matches your boarding pass and your face.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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They missed out number 11: they won't be able to see the screen while up there cleaning the chimney anyway...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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They're not all up the chimneys, some are down t'mine.
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Just noticed your Premium badge. Does that mean you pay to be here?
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I have no idea where that came from. I think the Hamsters were pished again. 
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Yes, I've just seen that. 
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They awarded me one, too. No idea where it came from, but I have to make space for all the badges if they continue to gimme them in that speed.
The scariest moment is always just before the Start - Stephen King
Die Frauen warten auf die Liebe, und die Männer warten auf die Frauen - Wolf Wondratschek
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It given to beta testers of ::Workspaces - I saw @Chris-Maunder wrote about it, but can't find now...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Oh nice that means I get a shiny badge for being on the beta invite list too.
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Stop it! Stop it!
I thought it was just me, now you're all jumping on the band wagon. It's like the whole Paris[^] thing all over again. 
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"Again" implies there was a period where it was not.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Thanks for the perdy shield, does it protect against stupid?
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That's planned in the v.Next release.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Or to sum up nearly all of those points "Lots of parents are a bit sh*tty at the job".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I don't care if 10 yr. old use an iPhone.
I'm more concerned about the 22 yr. old douchebag texting in the car in front of me.
That loser is going to get me killed.
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Surely it's the one in the car behind you that will get you killed.
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Great, now you've got me really worried.
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Actually it's probably the one coming at you from the side that's most likely to do serious damage. But inattention generally results in accidents due to not stopping in time, or going straight on at corners, and that's going to impact people in front of the person not watching.
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MehGerbil wrote: I'm more concerned about the 22 yr. old douchebag texting in the car in front of me.
I had one of those yesterday. If I hadn't been so drunk I would have wound down my window and told him how much of an inconsiderate a***hole he was.
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Coming back from the school run this morning, I noticed in the on coming traffic that a lot of people appeared to be texting or using phones rather than looking at the road. Okay, they were moving at the standard 0.1 mph, but still.
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Quote: That loser is going to get me killed.
Or me, that indeed is my everyday fear.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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