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On the upside, we don't have any EOTD post either. I was never interested in the CCC, even though I think it is fun for those who enjoy solving it. Whatsoever, asking for the CCC (which is always posted in the Lounge) when it clearly wasn't posted is nothing too intelligent. Go and ask DD[^] directly 
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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Has leaden vodka messed up his presence? (2 5 4)
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Nice anagram! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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No today beer ....
SOLVED 
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I feel that I should start drinking as I am off to explain to a marketing person that their idea needs some rethinking and show them why
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: I feel that I should start drinking as I am off to explain to a marketing person that their idea needs some rethinking and show them why
Take something hard and heavy.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
modified 3-Feb-14 7:32am.
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Tis tempting but she's the princess type 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: she's the princess type
Bulimic with an unjustified sense of worth?
speramus in juniperus
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Simon_Whale wrote: she's the princess type
Meat to the face and it's done 
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Take a good lighter... burn them. Slowly...
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Doesn't work with MarketDroids - they are too wet to burn.
You want something that goes "splat" and requires a bit of a swing, or possibly a run up.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That should get an idea through all but the most resistant... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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For marketing people a very specific treatment is required - mix Tanqueray with Fever Tree at a ratio of 5:2 and pour over frozen cubes of Evean with a thick slice of Jhambiri. Repeat every 23 minutes until the number of marketeers at least doubles.
speramus in juniperus
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Think of it this way, it's still better than having to tell them the data the IT groups been giving them was wrong for 3 years. That was fun, same company had a beer fridge within IT's range of influence. I understood why after that meeting.
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Make her buy the drinks and charge it as a marketing expense!
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Marketing -
I was recently on the customer-800-number phone to Tropicana, a producer of Orange (and other) juices in the USA (now owned by PepsiCo).
It was related to them still creating beverages flavored colored with insect extract. This was a minor scandal some years back and they removed it from a few products. At the time it was referred to as cochineal extract.
Now, still in use, they used an alternate name for the same dye: carmine.
Anyway, I was told, amongst other things, that marketing decided that pink grapefruit juice beverages (which turn out to be less than 1/3 grapefruit although it's marketed as grapefruit 100% juice) must be pink as a monkey's ass in heat.
So - my suggestion when you meet marketing is to puke on someone, excuse yourself, and leave.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You cannot make this up.[^]
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I know is only a Hardly Rideable but its still a massive waste
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I can imagine someone coming along and digging up the bike.
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...
"...
Ashes to Ashes,
Rust to Rust,
In sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to eternal life,
Provided the battery hasn't gone flat again,
And the electrics shuffled off this mortal coil,
And even more mortal points."
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And not surprising, the funeral was in the town of Mechanicsburg.
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Monday morning. The Article approval queue is full of rubbish.
Two articles are advertising SEO optimization, another two are blatant spam and the 5th has posted an exact copy of another CP article, claiming that it was his and the account got deleted (and he wasn't able to get it back alive).
Gonna be a great week.
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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Better go back to bed! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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