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The Weaver stance ... That's the position one assumes when one's standing as far as possible into the rack of hanging suits and ironed shirts without hitting the back of their head on the 1.5 inch wooden clothing dowel that spans the two side walls of the bedroom closet.
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Lets say you just found a genie... You get your wishes, what would it be.
Just tell me your first wish, and lets see if you would be able to get what you wish for.
(Many idiots wish for something and then end up wishing it back to the way it was, so lets see if a bunch of programmers can do better)
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Unlimited wishes.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Granted. You are now a genie and must grant others their wishes!
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If I were a genie, I'd be one of the naughty ones[^]. 
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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first_wish=1; // as per the genie's wish rule
while(first_wish)
{
first_wish++;
// make one wish
}
Coding my dreams, compiling my future..
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While (wish)
grant wish;
wish = true;
End
Get {yourown wish}
catch(exception)
{
Console.WriteLine("You never get your own wish. You are now a genie")
}
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'I wish I had always had whatever I truely need, when I need it, where I need it"
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Granted.
You are now getting what truly need when you need it. Becoming hated by everyone as free will does not get affected they kill you. (No, you do not really need to be immortal or not die so thus you die after a few months you got your wish)
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Except, I would truly need something to protect me from the mob...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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It is not a mob, a contract kill. You do not need the protection as everybody dies.
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Stretching it a bit here, aren't you?
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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You're Welsh, so your already surrounded by sheep 
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What I need, not what I want! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: I wish I had always had whatever I truely need
I know quite a few who if they wished for that would find themselves getting a damned good shoeing.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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This is very true. "Need" or "deserve" are interchangeable in those cases...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Starting to get it
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In Gujarati (one of the language in Gujarat state of India), there is one story that God was very pleased with a man and granted a (only one) wish. And this person asks for exactly one wish as
"Please grant me a wish that "At the age of 100, sitting on gold swing in my palace, I see my grand-children playing far away while eating supari (Areca_nut)"
Effectively, he asked for long age, health (seeing granhchildren playing far away so good eyesight, Areca Nut is hard to chew so good teeth), wealth and family !!! 
Thanks,
Milind
modified 1-Oct-13 2:28am.
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Well the wish is granted.
Nothing changed at all. Just before your 100th birthday you win the lottery and with it spent it on a palace with a gold swing, sitting upon the swing your lost child shows you his children, so you write up a will. That night you figure out it is all a lie but the will was already set up and swindler kills you and takes all your money.
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On the plus side you still get to have good teeth!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Amazingly good health and vitality!!
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Granted. Nothing else changes. You do not live very long...
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You're cheerful today. 
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Very much so indeed. But what can i say the irony in how people wish and not realize what the consequences of their wishes are is fantastically fun to watch. ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
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