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I think the habit of not reading terms and conditions as really caused me also not to read specifications while acquiring softwares.
I want to expand my knowledge-base to programming smartphones (Windows Phone in particular) so I rushed to download the Windows Phone SDK which was about 1.6GB. Let's start installing, oh no! Meant for only 64bit systems  . Wasted time, resources, and data bundle
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Education is what you get when you read the instructions.
Experience is gained when you don't.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Experience is gained when you don't. It's so expensive.
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Mind if I include this in my sig? 
[Edit]
Just found out that this is a popular quote.
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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Wise words . . . but, as an aside, which is a more reliable and quicker way to learn?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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S _ _ _ happens .... I've done similarly on my laptop... installed a 32 bit OS but only had 64 bit programs  for what I needed
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
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What are the Pros and Cons of programmer shifting to Project Management?
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They usually become a more stupid and procrastinating person.
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But they do get paid more right?
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Its all about money. You need to follow where money source is to advance your career
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Cobblers!
It's not all about money. Money is a false goal: it doesn't buy happiness (or the rich would never kill themselves, or take to Crack, or booze. "Enough money" is good - too much or too little doesn't help.
Besides, if you want huge gobs of money without having any noticeable talents, you need to shift to politics, drug dealing or any other life of crime... (or change your name to Nicholas Cage)
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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You forgot real estates or accountants.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Implying they aren't criminals
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They are in with lawyers under "other life of crime"... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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It is accountants that make commerce happen.
They ensure profits are made so that wages can be paid and that the needless and swingeing taxes imposed by government is paid where appropriate.
Accountants are Supermen, bestriding the Earth saving everyone from the menace of communism and evil and they ask for so little in return.
I have charged you for this message and will write off it's cost against your next return, although if you outsource the response you can get a tax break that will actually show a profit, which we can cascade through the asset register over a 5 year period taking full advantage of CGT and Corp Tax Disposal allowance.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I hope you have enough ink to print out the invoice.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Dalek Dave wrote: They ensure profits are made
Ahem. Speaking as a business owner; my accountants do absolutely nothing to generate profits. They ensure I comply with my fiduciary responsibilities, but they don't actually produce anything of commercial worth for my clients - the people who actually pay us. They are the people who generate our profits - not the accountants.
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Tax evasion isn't profit, it's a criminal offence.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's about bending the law. Not breaking it.
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Accountant: n. the group of people who take the of joy mathematics and render it into tedium. And make a tidy profit in the process.
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OriginalGriff wrote: (or change your name to Nicholas Cage)
Why him?
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Because he has no discernable talent or acting ability but persistently gets cast in movies.
And then proceeds to turn a good sounding idea into a turkey.
One of the few actors who couldn't act his way into a wet paper bag, much less out of it.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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And if he wants to try his hand at Shakespeare he can put his natural talent to use and scrub toilets.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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