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Re: Arrrrrrrghhhhh

vonb8-Nov-13 4:22

vonb

8-Nov-13 4:22

Have to try it at home then.. IE11 should do it.. or Chrome..

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Re: Arrrrrrrghhhhh

Keith Barrow8-Nov-13 4:23

Keith Barrow

8-Nov-13 4:23

pffffft.

PB 369,783 wrote:
I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

Re: Arrrrrrrghhhhh

ledtech38-Nov-13 5:39

ledtech3

8-Nov-13 5:39

Thats because of tracking protection. It breaks several things.

SEC7114: A download in this page was blocked by Tracking Protection.
http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.10.2/jquery.min.js
SEC7114: A download in this page was blocked by Tracking Protection.
http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.10.2/jquery.min.js
SEC7114: A download in this page was blocked by Tracking Protection.
http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.10.2/jquery.min.js
SCRIPT5009: '$' is undefined
javascript-under-pressure, line 565 character 1
SEC7114: A download in this page was blocked by Tracking Protection.
http://connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js
SEC7114: A download in this page was blocked by Tracking Protection.
http://www.google-analytics.com/ga.js

Re: Arrrrrrrghhhhh

Richard Deeming8-Nov-13 4:22

Richard Deeming

8-Nov-13 4:22

Apparently, Leslie Nielsen's[^] no good at writing javascript under pressure either! Poke tongue | ;-P

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Re: Arrrrrrrghhhhh

Keith Barrow8-Nov-13 4:25

Keith Barrow

8-Nov-13 4:25

To be fair, I never read Dave Auld's posts Laugh | :laugh:

PB 369,783 wrote:
I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

Re: Arrrrrrrghhhhh

DaveAuld8-Nov-13 5:40

DaveAuld

8-Nov-13 5:40

for (slapcount=0; slapcount < 10; slapcount++)
  keith.slap();

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Re: Arrrrrrrghhhhh

Brisingr Aerowing8-Nov-13 10:06

Brisingr Aerowing

8-Nov-13 10:06

for(int slapcount = 0; slapcount < 10, slapcount++)
    dave_auld.Slap(keith_barrow, SlapType.SolidWhack);

PERL

for($slapcount = 0; slapcount < 10; slapcount++) 
{
    dave_auld->slap(keith_barrow);
}

For slapcount As Integer = 0 To 10 Step 1
    dave_auld.Slap(keith_barrow)
End For

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Re: Arrrrrrrghhhhh

Forogar 8-Nov-13 7:10

Forogar

8-Nov-13 7:10

15 minutes and 41 seconds due to too many typos and initially forgetting the "return" statement in the recursive test! D'Oh! | :doh:

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Re: Arrrrrrrghhhhh

Rutvik Dave8-Nov-13 7:53

Rutvik Dave

8-Nov-13 7:53

Well, under pressure or not under pressure - Javascript sucks! Big Grin | :-D

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Welsh Tech

Dalek Dave8-Nov-13 4:03

Dalek Dave

8-Nov-13 4:03

Just having a conversation here and we decided that This[^] would be a good form factor home computer.
Just attach mouse and monitor.
Nice keyboard (needs expanding, but the quality was good) and large enough and sturdy enough for all laptopable functions but based on full PC specs.

(Of course the original was not very powerful, but it was a nice 8 Bit machine in it's day)

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Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

Re: Welsh Tech

Ravi Bhavnani8-Nov-13 4:17

Ravi Bhavnani

8-Nov-13 4:17

I'm in the process of upgrading and am considering a quad core (8 thread) i7, 16G RAM, 512 SSD Mac Mini[^]. Intend to use Parallels to dual boot OSX and Win7.

/ravi

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Re: Welsh Tech

vonb8-Nov-13 4:20

vonb

8-Nov-13 4:20

Remembers me of my fathers old Commodore VC20.. (The predecessor of the C64).. Loved that as a child..

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Re: Welsh Tech

Mark_Wallace8-Nov-13 9:28

Mark_Wallace

8-Nov-13 9:28

vonb wrote:
Remembers me of my fathers old Commodore VC20

I still call that the "vic venti", because it came out when I was in Italy.

Just one more reason why no-one ever knows what I'm talking about.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Re: Welsh Tech

DaveAuld8-Nov-13 22:56

DaveAuld

8-Nov-13 22:56

What about the C64 intel version!
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2011/04/commodore-64-is-back-with-hdmi-out-intel-atom-chip-blu-ray.html[^]

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for the time when a Man needs to smell like the Pig he is: Power Bacon

BillWoodruff8-Nov-13 3:46

BillWoodruff

8-Nov-13 3:46

Oink [^].

Video here: [^] :

"When I first met local bacontrepreneurs Justin Esch and Dave Lefkow of J&D’s Foods in 2010, all I knew was that I had been assigned to shoot a video about some “local dudes” who had created “a Kevin Bacon head out of bacon.” Ehhhhhh?
They invited me to J&D’s headquarters south of downtown Seattle to meet face-to-face with their life size Kevin Bacon head. Lefkow would tell me at the time, “Kevin Bacon has earned this. He deserves to be enshrined in bacon.”
Fast forward four bacon-filled years and J&D’s Foods has been on Oprah, The Daily Show, CNN, NY Times, the SeattleInsider page on KIROtv.com (this alone makes their brand unstoppable) and has captured over two billion press impressions for their bacon efforts."

J.D. Foods web-site (product creators): [^] :

"For When You Sweat Like A Pig.

POWER BACON is the Meaty Fresh evolution of J&D’s meat flavored and scented health and beauty products division. Designed specifically for people with active lifestyles, POWER BACON provides 24 hours of Bacon Scent. For all day meat scented protection apply liberally to underarms or private areas. Do not eat, leave exposed to sunlight or explore the wilderness without a firearm(s). Not for sale in Alaska. j.k. we’ll totally take your money if you live in Alaska. Come on…

POWER BACON is available starting today at www.PowerBacon.com for $9.99 per stick."

bill

"What Turing gave us for the first time (and without Turing you just couldn't do any of this) is he gave us a way of thinking about and taking seriously and thinking in a disciplined way about phenomena that have, as I like to say, trillions of moving parts.

Until the late 20th century, nobody knew how to take seriously a machine with a trillion moving parts. It's just mind-boggling." Daniel C. Dennett

modified 8-Nov-13 11:05am.

Re: for the time when a Man needs to smell like the Pig he is: Power Bacon

Nicholas Marty8-Nov-13 3:50

Nicholas Marty

8-Nov-13 3:50

Leslie Nielson is also a fan of that Wink | ;)

http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=4697007#xx4697007xx[^]

Re: for the time when a Man needs to smell like the Pig he is: Power Bacon

Mohamad M. Mohamad8-Nov-13 3:55

Mohamad M. Mohamad

8-Nov-13 3:55

I think this is just crazy. At least that is my opinion OMG | :OMG:

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Re: for the time when a Man needs to smell like the Pig he is: Power Bacon

BillWoodruff8-Nov-13 4:54

BillWoodruff

8-Nov-13 4:54

I perceive phenomena like this as a reflection of the insanity of this world, certainly of the contemporary insanity of the country where I was born.

But, then, I ask myself if it is my own insanity leads me to select such things to perceive from the infinite flux of things-which-could-be-perceived. After all, what is the consciousness with which I perceive this reality except the product of my culture with all its insanity, and sanity, and the product of my genes with all their evolutionary agendas and stratagems ?

Unfortunately, I have only one personality at present, so no one replies to my question.

bill

Re: for the time when a Man needs to smell like the Pig he is: Power Bacon

S Houghtelin8-Nov-13 5:16

S Houghtelin

8-Nov-13 5:16

BillWoodruff wrote:
Unfortunately, I have only one personality at present, so no one replies to my
question.

Oh, sorry Bill, I wasn't paying attention, what was the question? Wink | ;)

will

Doh!

Re: for the time when a Man needs to smell like the Pig he is: Power Bacon

OriginalGriff8-Nov-13 5:21

OriginalGriff

8-Nov-13 5:21

I've got a couple of spare one I could send you if you think they'd be handy?

The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

Re: for the time when a Man needs to smell like the Pig he is: Power Bacon

Gregory Gadow8-Nov-13 4:01

Gregory Gadow

8-Nov-13 4:01

I will admit to using the company's Baconnaise on sandwiches, and I have a bottle of bacon salt in my pantry (it is quite good over popcorn.) I have even given their bacon-scented sunscreen as a joke gift; apparently, it works quite well and can be a great conversation starter on the beach.

I think I will pass on the pit roll, though.

BJOTD

Dalek Dave8-Nov-13 3:28

Dalek Dave

8-Nov-13 3:28

I was late into work and explained I had to go for a medical examination.

"Prostate?" asked my boss.

"No," I said, "I had to bend over his desk".

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Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

Re: BJOTD

Mike Hankey8-Nov-13 4:20

Mike Hankey

8-Nov-13 4:20

You know you're in trouble when you hear the snap of that latex glove!

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Re: BJOTD

Corporal Agarn8-Nov-13 4:29

Corporal Agarn

8-Nov-13 4:29

Worse when both hands are on your shoulders.

Re: BJOTD

Ravi Bhavnani8-Nov-13 4:34

Ravi Bhavnani

8-Nov-13 4:34

I'm not going to take that joke lying down.

/ravi

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