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Very much so indeed. But what can i say the irony in how people wish and not realize what the consequences of their wishes are is fantastically fun to watch. ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
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CBadger wrote: fantastically fun to watch
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CBadger wrote: Just tell me your first wish
I wish to be the next CEO at Microsoft.
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Granted. At the next election of Microsoft you are elected in as CEO, within a year Microsoft becomes liquidated/bankrupt.
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CBadger wrote: At the next election of Microsoft you are elected in as CEO
First thing I will do is make MS products open source.
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A sandwich[^]
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Granted.
You now have a horny squirrel with big knockers humping your leg. You can call him Sandwich
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gosh,isn't everyone selfish! I id wish for world peace and an end to suffering
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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Knowing CBadger's response, you just blew up the world.
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Close but no cigar 
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Your wish is granted!
You are now the only living being on the planet earth 
The world is at peace and no suffering exists
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Well that's good. If there's no suffering then I'm not suffering through loneliness, or mourning the extinction of the human race etc.
So everyone's happy.
WIN
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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_Maxxx_ wrote: So everyone's happy.
You are not are not suffering. But you still have feelings as
_Maxxx_ wrote: loneliness, or mourning the extinction of the human race etc.
no suffering through it but still feel everything except suffering 
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The one thing I've never seen in reality is paradox. So I wish the genie had never been a genie.
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You win. ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
Your wish is granted.
You win because the only true wish that can be granted with nothing bad is one that you (or anyone else) gain absolutely nothing from
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modified 1-Oct-13 7:09am.
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Tell that to the genie, he will become mortal. Or should he? If he had never been a genie and is a thousand year old, he should become... But then who granted my wish? Yay, paradox. In math paradox is known as contradiction, it comes from assuming something that is false to be true or vice versa.
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Catch it and paint it green.
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To be able to win every game of chance I entered.
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I'd wish for an unlimited supply of wishes.
/ravi
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O got the entire AC/DC album catalogue for my birthday 4 years ago, 12 months ago I put all my CD's I had ripped to MP3 on 20+ USB drives to keep in the car.
This morning I put in AC/DC and have got to say some of there early stuff is awesome. Listening to the songs on '74 Jailbreak they had some parts that were really Blues like on the guitars.
Really enjoying driving around at the moment.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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dont you have any proper music?
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Don't disturb him... he's driving!!
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_Damian S_ wrote: Don't disturb him
Way to late for that MM has been disturbed for years!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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bryce wrote: dont you have any proper music?
Do you mean Dave Dobbin? The only semi successful Kiwi music act ever!
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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