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kmoorevs wrote: Indeed, the invoice on the stolen laptop shows 'AMT Enabled Module 9470m'. I bet they simply brick it and buy another one vs. wasting resources trying to recover it.
Even if it is a chip built into the laptop and enabled via the password protected BIOS I wonder if it is even enabled.
Last job I had saw me at several customers with decent size fleets of laptops with Bitlocker running to encrypt data, but no BIOS passwords or tracking enable in the BIOS.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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So she dropped her keys when she meant to put them in her purse. A nice security guard found them, clicked the button, decided to see if there was any identifying paperwork in the car, and well, wouldn't you know, the laptop fell right into his pocket.
I hope she didn't tell security that it has tracking capabilities. I have a feeling that's why the thief skipped over the Apple device, there's plenty of news stories of thieves being tracked by iDevices, but not often stories about other devices.
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wizardzz wrote: A nice security guard found them
Yep, my thoughts exactly. I wish she had given the mall cop fake credentials, but I don't know that I would have been that clear headed in that situation.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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hmm not cool but great the laptop has a tracking solution on it.
I use Prey [^] on all my mobile devices - great free stuff.
I wonder if they left the ipad because people know how easy it is to track those?
Bryce
MCAD
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I am looking for Sponsors for purchasing a military helicopter (probably Black Howk) some weaponry and hiring some freelance fighters and trackers. My idea is locating and taking over OG's Secret Volcano Base. According to a private data a facility is located in that base with Mad (but Genius) Scientists who are developing a powerful weapon for world domination.
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Its been tried before!
No one is brave enough to take on Dolly!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I wonder if i can hire Indiana Jones. I beleive he likes lamb.
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Yuuum!
I've got a Morrocon recipe that calls for a large earthen vessel and some mutton. 
Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut
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Griff is from The Valleys.
Not so much a secret Volcano Base as a Steaming Hole in the Ground.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Strange i don't see any programmer in the cast of the show
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He is Very Very Sneaky!
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Is he in the sheep costume ? 
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Though I should like to point out he has deployed early-warning sheep as a deterrent against attack. Any hostile action is likely to be met with stiff laverbread.
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”
Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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Is the "Steaming Hole in the Ground" of the type that produces those steaming piles of excrement that I have read about?
If so, can you please provide information on how one properly seals said hole?
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Alas it cannot be sealed.
Wales is full of Leeks.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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I've already penetrated into and mapped the interior, and I have detailed drawings and specs of the security systems (include the sheep). I was going to save this info as a surprise for Griff, but I was having problems assembling a team of guys with enough man points to participate with me in the raid.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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I reckon I may have just the guy to start off your team.
On a separate matter, I was involved in a surveillance exercise last week at a location in the states. I'd hardly been there for 10 minutes and was just finishing up my smoke, ready to begin taking some notes.
What happened next had to be seen to be believed. Carelessly I flicked my cigarette butt into the property in question. God almighty! The thing didn't even hit the ground before pow! it was taken out by something resembling an RPG-7 (though much larger), yet with the accuracy of a 50 cal at 20 yards. Thank elephant it didn't detonate in front of me. 2kg of tnt or rdx will really ruin your day. I crapped my pants and ran like hell.
Which is a real bummer, I got no information on the target location - save for a quick glimpse of the car in the driveway. It was a silver thing with a stripe on it, pretty new - looks like a muscle car in new clothes. I wasn't given details, just an address and directions. I couldn't help shake the feeling that something was somehow familiar.
I was also reminded for heaven-knows what reason of a trolling, antagonistic remark I made to some guy about his car on some random forum somewhere. The guy was having trouble with his gearbox or some such thing. All these confusing memories, yet nothing to tie them together.
Anyway, I wouldn't elephant with that guy. He likely prints man-point notes. Sounds like he's probly even friends with Chuck Norris. Probably pisses bullets when its cold enough. I'd get him for the mission, without a doubt.
Hey, hang on a minute...... That exchange was here... About a silver Mustang. Oh craaaaaap. I.i.i hhh.ave t.t.to go nn.o.w.
I know you said the guns weren't loaded with nerf ammo, but no-one said anything about an RPG-29.
I'm really, really sorry about the cigarette butt on the lawn.. 
Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut
modified 21-May-13 12:39pm.
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May I apply for the helicopter's pilot position? I have five months experience with a remote control indoor helicopter. And I know how to use the rockets and the minimum since Call Of Duty 4 – Black Hawk Down. What could possibly go wrong?
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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OG sending his assassins after you before i hire you 
Watch out for every sheep you see !
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Pish-tosh! I wouldn't do a thing like that.
It's like snakes - always go for the head, not the tail... 
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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I shall show no fear. If i go missing, Deyan Georgiev you will get the plans for the attack in the mail. My will will be in there too. You as my most valuable member of the raid will lead. Good luck with the assassins. Don't forget to get the plans from John Simmons
Tell my mom i love her
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Psst!
Argonia wrote: I am looking for Sponsors for purchasing a military helicopter (probably Black Howk) some weaponry and hiring some freelance fighters and trackers. My idea is locating and taking over OG's Secret Volcano Base. According to a private data a facility is located in that base with Mad (but Genius) Scientists who are developing a powerful weapon for world domination.
Check the person you are responding to, before passing on the names of the rest of your cell.
Argonia wrote: shall show no fear. If i go missing, Deyan Georgiev you will get the plans for the attack in the mail. My will will be in there too. You as my most valuable member of the raid will lead. Good luck with the assassins. Don't forget to get the plans from John Simmons
You're new to this spy stuff, I can tell...
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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OriginalGriff wrote: You're new to this spy stuff, I can tell...
She was the bait. And now you revealed yourself. Muuahahahahaha.
Edit: "bait", not "bite"
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modified 21-May-13 12:36pm.
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Don’t wary, you will be revenged. If something happens to you, I’m gonna kill every single female sheep in the area where OG is living!
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Haven't the funds with which to bankroll you right now, though I do have some experience with shaped charges, both linear and cylindrical. Deyan reckons he's right with the piloting and the rockets, he sounds more experienced than me, what with that posh training rig. I'd be happy to help pack a little more punch into those rockets. Or.. if the key doesn't fit the door.
No worries, it won't be an Italian Job type deal. No reason to suspect a Michael Caine quote would be appropriate.
Don't suppose having 10 fingers left is a requirement is it?
Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut
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