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Not breath in.
Hamsters may be small in size, but they make up for that in aroma!
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There is no hamster, only a photo of a hamster
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Check again - I just saw it's eyes move.
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If we were in a horror movie we would be the one 'haunting' the haunter. 
(IE is we were in Jason/Freddy, they would have the worst nightmare imaginable trying to kill/scare us) 
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You clearly haven't seen the hamsters in full Attack Mode: They'd marmalize Freddy Kruger!
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A British comedienne did something similar on a train recently and got into trouble for it IIRC.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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I get this one regularly, but today I decided to follow up. Just for fun.
An agency sent me an e-mail where the recruiter said "I have been reviewing your CV you are a great match for a vacancy I am working on. Please could you send me your CV."
I called to ask how in the name of Bob he could have reviewed my CV without having it. I promise I didn't swear [much] but I don't think I'll be getting much through that agency for a while...
speramus in juniperus
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I bet you'll get another contact from them within the week
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Probably. Like a crack whore to her pimp, they come back. They all come back.
speramus in juniperus
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WARNING: you just hit the recursive recruiter.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Send him your CV quickly!
This is clearly a job in the future so time travel is involved - and if you don't send your CV then you will cause a paradox of major proportions, risking the destruction of the entire universe. Including the Gordons distillery.
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If there's a chance that it means all these numpties disappearing up their own proverbials then it is a risk worth taking.
speramus in juniperus
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Think of the Gin that will vanish at the same time!
And the sheep...the poor, lonely, innocent sheep that willan haven retrobeen aforepreexisted.
(Even after Dan Streetmentioner, I find the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Subjunctive Intentional tense of "Exist" to be awkward...)
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F* the sheep! Though if they never exist you can't.
speramus in juniperus
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And if I didn't exist you'd all have to invent me...
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OriginalGriff wrote: if I didn't exist, the lamb would taste better
ftfy
speramus in juniperus
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"I can't think in terms of like, time and sh*t, Rachel." -guy
(from the thread above)
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Based upon your CV he probably thought you wouldn't catch the logical inconsistency.
It's called 'targeted marketing'.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I called to ask how in the name of Bob he could have reviewed my CV without having it. I promise I didn't swear [much] but I don't think I'll be getting much through that agency for a while...
And this benefits you how?
"Hey, everyone! I just reduced my chances of getting a new job. Drinks on the house!" 
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Christopher Duncan wrote: And this benefits you how?
It stops idiots who obviously aren't bothering to do their research from bothering me. These are 'harvesters', only after getting the CV's and I know not why as you never hear back.
speramus in juniperus
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I seem to be in a minority not caring about governments spying on me, but I read in the paper this morning that somebody had worked out that his LG television was recording his viewing habits and sending the information back to LG - seemingly for targeting advertising.
So, when you change channel that gets logged allegedly. This does concern me - as we enter an age where everything is connected and getting smarter devices are feeding back your habits for corporate use. Your phone does it, supermarkets do it and now your TV does it. That I think is one step too far...
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Quote: That I think is one step too far
If you aren't doing anything wrong then you have nothing to worry about.
Nice sweater by the way. It looks good on you.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: If you aren't doing anything wrong then you have nothing to worry about.
My usual response to that is, "So, you won't mind if the police show up without a warrant and start rummaging through your closets, inspecting your sock drawer and making copies of your computer hard drives. I mean, if you aren't doing anything wrong...."
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As long as they fold my clothes while they are at it. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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If the executives at LG had the power to invade my home and look in my sock drawer I'd be worried about the spying. As it stands now, if I catch an executive of LG looking through my sock drawer I could probably get away with shooting him.
However, the police have a long history of violating basic civil rights - so no sock drawer for them.
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