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harold aptroot wrote: Most job requirements ask for a whole bunch of things they're not actually using. There seems to be a standard list of "stuff to require" that everyone copies.
Unfortunately, that list is all that HR looks at, so you can almost guarantee that CVs from the best candidates for the actual job are dumped in the waste bin before you get to see them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Totally complete. The web is just a load of wishy-washy nonsense for the unwashed Apple brigade.
Personally I don't go near it. Enterprise Systems - that's what it's about. Not Mickey Mouse HTML.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Rob Philpott wrote: Not Mickey Mouse HTML.
LIke this?[^]
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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Physicicsts probe urination splashback problem[^]
Quote: Taking measurements live "in the field" did not appeal to the scientists, so the duo built a urination simulator. The "Water Angle Navigation Guide" is a five-gallon bucket with hoses connected to two types of synthetic urethra.
Brilliant
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Read the article, and followed the Sega[^] link.
Nothing to say. I am indeed lost for words...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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:sayingNothing:
speramus in juniperus
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You are five minutes early for that...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Just waiting now for the phone call...
speramus in juniperus
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Quote: Finally, the bizarre "Milk from Nose" is a multiplayer game where you compete against the person who last used the urinal. The strength of your urine streams are compared, and translated into milk spraying out of your nose. If your stream is stronger, your milk-stream knocks your opponent out of the ring
WTF! 
Who comes up with this stuff?
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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They are an odd race, the Japanese, when seen through Western eyes...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Japanese
Say no more, I get it! 
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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OriginalGriff wrote: They are an odd race, the Japanese, when seen through Western eyes...
Thankfully, they're not too big to be kept in a box room.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ask Sr. Pallini what "sega" means in Italian.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Google translate says it means "saw", as in "jigsaw" - but I'm sure it ends up something like "Pajero" in Spanish! 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Perzakerley.
Just before an Italian wedding, the groom is presented with a piece of wood and a saw, for "l'ultima sega".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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ChrisElston wrote: Brilliant
Splashback... sigh. If anyone is researching on the real world problem of suprise-angle-mictation (stream out at a totally unexpected angle of attack), they can have some of my money.
-- RP
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ChrisElston wrote: connected to two types of synthetic urethra
Synthetic uretha? They must have ordered online from Ann Summers; they sell synthetic bits and bobs.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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It's about time someone addressed this problem!
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Surely they're just taking the piss?
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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0. I will not post between 11:00 and 11:30 today.
1. I will during that time swear [to myself] at least once a minute.
2. The next post after that will involve a reference to alcohol.
3. Vis-a-vis point #2, the reference will be either joy or sorrow but for with the same result.
4. After 13:00 I will need to be careful before posting anything; see #3.
Interview @ 11:00, [wet] lunch @ 12:00
Oh and as part of my preparing for the interview, last night we finished late and this morning I have been doing the washing up and tidying from dinner. If you care, the fallout included 3 bottles of wine and the end of some port; two or three glasses.
speramus in juniperus
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Good luck at the interview 
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I do believe I am not drinking enough.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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That is the Default Position
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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