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Total Recall - before the radiation!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Shoot'em Up.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Never heard of it. 
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It's what's-his-name before he put on a fake merkin accent for Sin City.
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Is that before or after the invention of colour other than black-white-and-Red?
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Erotic Mother Goose Tales?
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There once was a quiz on CP,
Managed by a guy known as V,
There was many a copier,
Whose threads couldn't be floppier,
Who went first always counts, don't you see?
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Managed by a guy known as V,
All lies! I don't know of any V, 
I only know of the Legend of MQOTD known as V. 
Mark_Wallace wrote: There once was a quiz on CP,
Managed by a guy Legend known as V, V.
There was many a copier,
Whose threads couldn't be floppier,
V. who went first alwaysonly counts, don't you see?
FIFY
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CBadger wrote: Managed by a guy Legend known as V, V.
<apple-user nose positioning>
1, Doesn't scan.
2. When you have two adjacent punctuation marks (i.e. the "." for the abbreviation and the "," for the EO-verse-L), you pick the one that is most important structurally.
Conclusion: You don't deserve to own an iproduct.
</apple-user nose positioning>
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You don't deserve to own an iproduct.
isee, well then iwill just get me the ipatch to help with the isore
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"Pace endlessly and you sound like first worker making a cricket call!"(10)
Quite hard for a Monday, so best of luck.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Stridulant = a noise made by rubbing your legs together.
Pace endlessly = Stride - e
Sounds like you = u
Like first = l
Worker = ant
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Not as hard as I thought then 
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Strictly speaking I think it should be stridulate.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Stridulance is a perfectly cromulent word.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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 OK 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I like to embiggen your vocabulary.
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Ha ha 
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And woody.
Not tinny, like some words.
Size nine, BTW.
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The challenge for Apple is to slow "Samsung's momentum and capture the booming Chinese mobile market." As significantly, the world is awaiting another innovative product from Apple, which could be perhaps the iWatch wearable computer or something completely unexpected, Interbrand said. The company's reputation has, meanwhile, taken some hits after it was found guilty of conspiring with five large book publishers to fix e-book prices, and faced allegations about worker conditions in China at its supplier Foxconn, and ongoing patent disputes with Samsung. Lesson to learn... Buy Sony 
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Not that remarkable, considering the the States of Unitedness tend to always give most value to the most useless.
As a brand, apple is cr@p, because it's based on ponciness and undeserved elitism.
And coca-cola?
Actors, sportsmen, pop-stars, all the most useless of people (if you were starving and freezing to death on a deserted island, whom would you want to be there with you?), are treated like deities.
Cars that are only good for battle conditions, or climbing roadless mountains, are envied.
Etc.
For an example of the converse: people who study hard in the sciences, equipping themselves to make a real difference in the quality of life of everyone, are treated like pariahs.
so Me = !Surprised
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(Seriously, if it is ever possible here)
In what way is Apple "crap" ? (other than anecdotical evidence )
The company releases good products that pleases people, I've not heard massive recalls or huge failures in recent history.
It is true that there were and will be crap Apple products (the towers, the cube, some weird mouse, the newton, some map weirdness... ) but the company continued and worked around those.
The hardware is good and works as expected, the software works as expected (including the inevitable bugs and quirks).
People buy the products, not just the "elite" as someone wrote below, but "moms" and "pops" because it works.
If the product was really crap, then reviews would not be good and the product would not sell.
I'd rather be phishing!
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