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That's why he's reading your e-mail.
Right now.
Don't book the ticket to Argentina on-line.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nah, it's only the famous Daves who seem to be falling...
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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We can fix it.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Broadcaster and presenter David Jacobs, whose career spanned seven decades, has died aged 87.
Jacobs, who stepped down from his Radio 2 programme last month because of ill health, died at home "surrounded by his family", the BBC said in a statement.
If my name was David, I'd be quite worried. Are you listening Dimbleby & Dalek?
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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Funnily enough, I was just watching an interview with him the other day when he was talking about his old friend Jon Pertwee. He did a very fine impression of Pertwee from back in his radio days.
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I'll give it five ( you have to be really old to remember this ).
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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What do you think this is? A juke box? A court case? 
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ITYM "Oy'll give it foive!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Janice Nicholls I believe.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Yup. For a long time, she was the world's most famous Brummie.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I remember once they were reviewing a Marianne Faithful song. The jury unanimously agreed to give her one.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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Lot of people did.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Marianne Faithful
AKA "The rinsed out blonde on my left".
As Nellie Boswell would say: "She is a TART!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It wasn't before my time but I never saw it. I only started to watch TV when it made the dangerous transition to colour. All that B&W malarkey is the stuff of dark tales. We never had TV at home and it was a no-no at boarding school.
B&W? What next will come out of the archives?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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If you plan a trip to NZ there are a few things you should know and I just discovered:
6 with 10 is nothing they tolerate
kiwis eat in fashion shops
probably more to come...
Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^]
Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]
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Try this one...
An NZ man visits his psychologist. The psychologist asks him to close his eyes and picture all the sexual partners he has had in his life time. Within seconds the man is asleep.
modified 3-Sep-13 2:02am.
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took me a minute but all of a sudden I burst out laughing in front of my PC
Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^]
Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]
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Why are Kiwi horses so fast?
Because they saw what happened to the sheep.... 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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How do kiwis find sheep in long grass?
Very satisfying!!
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New Zealand, where men are men and sheep are nervous...
Australia, where men are men and sheep are used to it... 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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A Kiwi farmer upon seeing an employee busily engaged with a sheep yells out:
"Hey you're supposed to be shearing that sheep"
The reply came "I'm not sharing it with anyone"
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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He's not shearing it with ewe!!
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Did you know that in NZ, they bury people twelve foot under. That's because deep down they're very nice people.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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A yank, an Aussie and a kiwi were wandering through the bush and found a sheep caught in a fence...
The yank said "I wish that was Cindy Crawford!"
The Aussie said "I wish that was Elle McPherson!!"
The kiwi said "I wish it was dark and you guys weren't here!!"
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Now see what you have started!
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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