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OriginalGriff wrote: For the Oz version, you also have to replace every '.' with a '?' to get the intonation right.
I agree totally with that?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Here in the north east of England, we add 'like' to the end of every sentence like.
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Don't forget the random insertion of "pet", "canny", "bonnie lad" and "bonnie lass".
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Ääähm... In switzerland we randomly insert 'Ääähm" at the start of every sentence.
Veni, vidi, caecus
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Marco Bertschi wrote: Ääähm
No all public speakers seem to do that, without the amulet of course, that may be localised.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: without the amulet of course,
Um? Laut... 
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Since Umlaut is a word of german origin (one of the few ones which are actually a part of the english language and not just used by badly english speaking germans) I translate it for you:
Um: Around (Um den Baum rennen = Run around the tree)
Laut: Noise, loud
Gives you: AROUNDNOISE, or AROUNDLOUD
Veni, vidi, caecus
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Wat, who you don't mean the little squiggly thing that my aunt tilde uses for emphasis do you, na couldn't be.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Näh - Ï mëän thë drünkën cölön!
[ëdït]Mïssëd önë![/ëdït]
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Deserves 5 just for the effort 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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To add to the other localizations, you need to think about the regions where they added 'init' to the end.
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'at's word, init?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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mmm ... I am thinking that if you attempted to model Managerese ... er ... that could be very ... uhh ... cool.
Getting the Scrum and Agile dialects right could ... uhh ... be a challenge ... maybe, but ... hey ... that's what Code Reviews are for ... err ... right !
"What Turing gave us for the first time (and without Turing you just couldn't do any of this) is he gave us a way of thinking about and taking seriously and thinking in a disciplined way about phenomena that have, as I like to say, trillions of moving parts.
Until the late 20th century, nobody knew how to take seriously a machine with a trillion moving parts. It's just mind-boggling." Daniel C. Dennett
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Or you could go multi-lingual:
Yessday I wuz werkin' init eh?
T'day I's werkin smmore, too, init eh?
Nuff werkin, man, init, eh?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I find yaw post morally reprehensible an' kindly aks that yaouw remove yaw post!
OK. I used the online translator here[^].
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: a proggy that adds " eh" to the end of every input sentence.
Determining the end of a sentence is actually a pretty hard problem.
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That's why they have a panel of three to five people who go around to the various prisons.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father
as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up
from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.
Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer,
and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up
and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm
disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've
noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the
Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence
that Jesus had long hair."
(You're going to love the Dad's reply!)
"Did you also notice in the Bible that they all walked everywhere they went?"
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Vivic wrote: (You're going to love the Dad's reply!)
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Vivic wrote: (You're going to love guess the Dad's reply!)
FFY.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Didn't the fishermen go by boat?
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The fishermen did, but Jesus missed the boat and walked out to chat with them.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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How could someone omniscient miss the boat? 
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Wasn't him, was the fishermen who left too early. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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