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Stretching it a bit here, aren't you? 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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You're Welsh, so your already surrounded by sheep 
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What I need, not what I want! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: I wish I had always had whatever I truely need
I know quite a few who if they wished for that would find themselves getting a damned good shoeing.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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This is very true. "Need" or "deserve" are interchangeable in those cases...
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Starting to get it
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In Gujarati (one of the language in Gujarat state of India), there is one story that God was very pleased with a man and granted a (only one) wish. And this person asks for exactly one wish as
"Please grant me a wish that "At the age of 100, sitting on gold swing in my palace, I see my grand-children playing far away while eating supari (Areca_nut)"
Effectively, he asked for long age, health (seeing granhchildren playing far away so good eyesight, Areca Nut is hard to chew so good teeth), wealth and family !!! 
Thanks,
Milind
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Well the wish is granted.
Nothing changed at all. Just before your 100th birthday you win the lottery and with it spent it on a palace with a gold swing, sitting upon the swing your lost child shows you his children, so you write up a will. That night you figure out it is all a lie but the will was already set up and swindler kills you and takes all your money.
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On the plus side you still get to have good teeth!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Amazingly good health and vitality!!
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Granted. Nothing else changes. You do not live very long...
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You're cheerful today. 
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Very much so indeed. But what can i say the irony in how people wish and not realize what the consequences of their wishes are is fantastically fun to watch. ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
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CBadger wrote: fantastically fun to watch
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CBadger wrote: Just tell me your first wish
I wish to be the next CEO at Microsoft.
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Granted. At the next election of Microsoft you are elected in as CEO, within a year Microsoft becomes liquidated/bankrupt.
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CBadger wrote: At the next election of Microsoft you are elected in as CEO
First thing I will do is make MS products open source.
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A sandwich[^]
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Granted.
You now have a horny squirrel with big knockers humping your leg. You can call him Sandwich
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gosh,isn't everyone selfish! I id wish for world peace and an end to suffering
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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Knowing CBadger's response, you just blew up the world.
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Close but no cigar 
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Your wish is granted!
You are now the only living being on the planet earth 
The world is at peace and no suffering exists
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