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Well fock me, a tipping mistake. Obviously I meant either Hungarian/British or Anglo/Hungarian. Or shyt.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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And I thought I was full of sh*t.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You are, but it doesn't stop me from being the same.
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”
Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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How about: "Was that my phone? Oh, I better run and get it..."... 
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Apple 6
Hewlett-Packard 15
Microsoft 35
Dell 51
Oracle 80
Amazon 49
Google 55
eBay 196
Symantec 379
Facebook 482
Yahoo 494
Could not find IBM.... They must be somewhere I guess...
Fortune 500 2013[^]
Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^]
Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]
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IBM = 20.
4 of those are our customers (Dell, IBM, Microsoft and Oracle.)
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Guirec Le Bars wrote: Could not find IBM
#20 - International Business Machines
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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Hehehehehe Fannie Mae.
Perhaps Dickie Wohnt
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”
Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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We are not 167. Didn't expect that!
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Do you have a plan for creating the 10 millionth user account (which would obviously be a complete drivel) ?
Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^]
Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]
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If he did have plans(which I doubt) they would have been sh*t plans as we have broken the 10 million barrier awhile back[^].
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oh man 
I was relying on the counter on the top of that page... But I suppose some guys have closed their accounts (or have been closed in a way)
Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^]
Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]
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Some are closed by the user (upon request) some are closed because they are abusive or spammers. But the ID's can't be reused, unless all the posts are also removed - which could break threads and so forth.
So the membership numbers do not match the membership ID number.
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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I am too naive...
Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^]
Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]
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Standard practice with numeric indexes in databases! You don't re-use numbers because other tables might be related to them. (And it's a whole load easier just to use the next in sequence and ignore the "gaps"  )
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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OriginalGriff wrote: And it's a whole load easier just to use the next in sequence and ignore the "gaps"
Tell me! I once worked on a retail banking system and the client insisted that all customer and account numbers where allocated so that their auditing software didn't go FUBAR. 
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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<brrrr>
Change the auditing software, please!
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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The spot challenge for stage 2 of the Azure challenge has been posted[^].
Remember: if you missed out on completing challenge 1 you can still enter and be in the running for the remaining challenges.
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
modified 27-May-13 22:05pm.
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What can I say, it is good. It is pretty, clean, cheap, the people are friendly, and the food is good. Many speak English to some degree, and if you dont I have worked out a formula to speak instant German. Hier es ist...:
1) Speak basic English. ie dont use words of Latin extraction, so you 'seek' rather than 'search'.
2) All undeclined verbs add -en and put at the end of the sentence.
3) Change all 'th' sounds to a 'd'. So 'de' for 'the', 'dis' for 'this'.
4) Learn some odds and ends of usefull vocabulary for words that arent almost the same in English ( eg 'bezahlen', 'to pay', 'ruchnung' for 'bill' (all the usual words you need in pubs and restaurants basically)).
5) Learn a few rules, 'w' sounds like 'v'. 'z' like 't', 's' like 'z'.
6) Learn the pronouns: Ich, Sie, er, es, wir.
7) To put a verb into the past tense add ge- to the beginning and usually change the ending to a kind of d/t sound, like in English: Bring->Brought, and note the same vowel change exists in German, Trinken->Getronk (Drink->Drunk).
8) Use the Scots 'ken' for 'know'.
And there you go, Nu kan sie Deutsh spreken!
(OK you might sound like a mental retard to them but at least you can get somwhere!  )
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Erudite_Eric wrote: you might sound like a mental retard to them
not only to them I am afraid 
Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^]
Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]
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Quote: not only to them I am afraid
even to yourself, if you practice it long enough... 
Coding my dreams, compiling my future..
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Eh, ta geule connard! :P
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I am not sure how familiar you are with french but what you've just written there is just too rude! It is absolutely unpolite and the smiley at the end does not make it acceptable.
You can use the word "connard" under 2 conditions:
1. you are speaking about an undetermined person ( eg: guys who are doing this are real "connards" ) but that is not funny and mean you have really something against them.
2. you are ready to have a fight right after saying it. But let's dicuss that outside if you dare!!
Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^]
Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]
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T'inquiet pas, je sais que j'ai ecrit qqc tres gros, mais c'est que pour se rigoler un peu.
It is the kind of thing you say amongst friends, and since you ribed me a bit I ribed you back.
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Nothing to say.
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