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Like selling your soul for reputation points? 
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Thankfully, hamsters are basically lazy creatures, who don't want to go to that kind of trouble.
Moderated forums are run by wolverines, who spend all their time looking for something to sink their fangs into.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Assuming the wolves can be bothered in the first place. 
I just emailed JetBrains about the problem with theirs. In the past they've always taken the time to reply to me. It doesn't mean they always change, so like MPs, they hear but they don't always listen. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Yes, the moderation is a pain, but it's better than the regular floods of spam they were getting a couple of years back. Especially as they don't have the community-powered "this user is a dickhead Message Automatically Removed" feature!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Why should the courtesan chose the penniless sitar player over the maharajah who is offering her a lifetime of security?
Which movie?
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World's Fastest Indian
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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The Maharajah and the Pauper
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Carry On Up the Kiber?
speramus in juniperus
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The Indian in the Closet?
AIRI, that that's why she didn't want the Maharajah.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Paris in India
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Talking of Sitar players, although not a penniless one, George Harrison torture[^]
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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"Garner fruit turn up once more."(8)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Garner - REAP
fruit - PEAR
turn up once more - REAPPEAR
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I was too slow tonight, I couldn't figure out anything better than this:
"Restore fruit-less one in tower" (8)
I didn't want to re-use 'fruit' but couldn't find a better alternative fast enough.
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Hip?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Hey, Is it the right answer? I didn't get it. CCC-5-9-13[^]
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So they'll have to mind their P's and Q's, and cue up for a pee.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They'll have to queue up before they cue up.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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Wouldn't that have them minding their Q's and P's?
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The Two Ronnies!
I knew it sounded familiar, as I typed "cue up for a pee" (I was worried that I was stealing someone else's joke).
They did the same thing with "queue up for a pee"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Shorter barrel is less accuracy
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Odd yes, but now that he has taken care of #1 and #2, he should be out of material. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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