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You'd probably have to make a certain sacrifice, first.
Have you got a bread knife?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We could then call him Sistem Bobbit 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Or Sister Can't-act-as-he'd-like.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You'd probably have to make a certain sacrifice, first.
Surely you don't mean....
...I should make them sandwiches? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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That's the way to a man's heart.
You're starting to worry me...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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RyanDev wrote: But atheism is a religion.
Yes, in the same way that "not playing football" is a hobby. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Indeed. One I am very good at.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Johnny J. wrote: so what have I got to lose?
Debbie?
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Sounds like you already lost it.
I think CP has a box of lost & found stuff around here somewhere...
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That's the soapbox - Don't go there, it mainly contains lost souls and forgotten, old jokes.
And then I heard it like a shot through my skull to my brain,
I felt my fingertips tingle and it started to rain,
When the walls of my bedroom were tremblin' around me,
This ramshackle voice over attack of a bluebeat,
And tellin' me she's only looking for fun.
And this was the sound of the very last gang in town.
I'da called you Woody, Joe
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A forgotten joke is a new joke. 
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MehGerbil wrote: A forgotten joke is a new joke.
Combine that sentence with a load of Gin.
Now, that explains a lot
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man adapts the world to himself.
Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw
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What to do when you start losing your mind?
And then I heard it like a shot through my skull to my brain,
I felt my fingertips tingle and it started to rain,
When the walls of my bedroom were tremblin' around me,
This ramshackle voice over attack of a bluebeat,
And tellin' me she's only looking for fun.
And this was the sound of the very last gang in town.
I'da called you Woody, Joe
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Fear not, you're in the right place! 
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Marco Bertschi wrote: What to do when you start losing your mind?
Take small drinks and lose all sense of spelling.
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I started looking for my mind decades ago.
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get a broom and clean up the mess.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Become an accountant?
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Marco Bertschi wrote: What to do when you start losing your mind?
The against people will have choice in fact.
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One of the first signs is you start to ask random people on the internet this question.
It looks like it may be too late for you. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It was too late for me when I started to come to the Lounge.
And then I heard it like a shot through my skull to my brain,
I felt my fingertips tingle and it started to rain,
When the walls of my bedroom were tremblin' around me,
This ramshackle voice over attack of a bluebeat,
And tellin' me she's only looking for fun.
And this was the sound of the very last gang in town.
I'da called you Woody, Joe
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Coming to the lounge isn't where you made the mistake. It's staying.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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What to do when you start losing your hair?
Hello World!
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