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Yeah but you had loads of hair before joining CP.
I think you should sue Maunder for Follicle Damage. 
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Ten years! Good going - and I'll bet it has changed a lot in those years: it's a different place to the one I joined just four years ago...
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thats my favourite game but i dont remember what i should scream if i win 
is this a signature ?
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Congrats and congrats on upcoming anniversary!
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For code/Application related writings we have CP like sites. Do we have any forum where we can submit a new product idea? Which could even involve Mechanical / electronics designs?
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Your bank manager's office?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We'll of course I've contributed to Bank safe's designs. But we don't talk to the managers straight.
Did that kill the joke?
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Hi all!
I want a free powershell script to ask for free powershell scripts in the ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) Lounge.
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That's silly. When you find one, you won't need it any more. 
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I need a Powershell script to solve the CCC. Please. It's urgentz!
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Sorry I'm busy executing my Powershell script.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Here's the free version:
If you want more than that, it'll cost.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Jumble and bury money?"(11)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Annoyed by rum?
Or "Randy bony Emu"?
Maybe "Anyone bum dry"?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Too Many Letters.
And doesn't fit the clue.
And is not the right answer.
Otherwise, fine.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Damn. I was hoping it was an anagram of "and bury money". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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My first guess was intermingle, but couldn't make it fit the clues so will have to fall back on interchange
bury = inter
money? = change
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Hi,
I need a Powershell script to get free beer (you may use whatever you like).
Veni, vidi, vici.
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1 Go to fridge
2 Check beer temperature
3 If temperature is ok then goto 4 else goto 5
4 grab a beer and goto 6
5 pray to God for better beer temperature goto 1
6 drink beer and goto 1
I will send you my address contacts and i am waiting for my cases of beer 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Argonia wrote: I will send you my address contacts and i am waiting for my cases of beer
By no means your program would handle such a request (and of course I'm executing it).
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Use of the goto is absolutely acceptable if the end result is receipt of a beer.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They were caged for 30 years. Sad they have to life this way. Video here[^].
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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remember to think of them the next time you're putting on mascara and eye shadow.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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