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OriginalGriff wrote: If that's the length of the head start, I'm with you!
The solution to a perplexing problem will soon appear, albeit from an unexpected source.
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All my sources are expected: I establish communications and have firewalls in my private life to exclude unwanted connections.
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Quote: All my sources are expected: I establish communications and have firewalls in my private life to exclude unwanted connections.
And yet you are the most active participator in an online community with over 10,000,000+ members.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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What part of the word "unwanted" did you not understand? 
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ouch! 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: ouch!
A close friend may betray you today.
No matter, you've lots of great friends.
Dress up and hit the town.
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Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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You will receive a reply from an unexpected member today.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Humor is not on the menu today.
Cut the fat from your parlance and look for high fiber alternatives.
Your intellectual colon will thank you.
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You should seek council from a scorpio today to sort hidden issues. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Like a bubbling fountain wisdom percolates to the surface of your consciousness.
Be forewarned, most people only wish to get their feet wet.
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MehGerbil wrote: say things generally agreeable to all.
"Despite your best intentions you will find a way to annoy people today."
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You will need to clean your monitor today.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Now is not the time to don a robe and gavel.
Let someone else play the role of judge.
Your job is to be the jury foreman - watch and learn.
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But I wanted to be the executioner. Whaaaaaah! (If I had feelings they'd be hurt)
Ooops. Wrong Format for Thread. What I interpret you post as:
"Today, someone will take pleasure in upsetting your sensibilities. There's not a damn thing you can do about it. Take it out on a friends and loved ones."
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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MehGerbil wrote: like a horoscope
Oh, after reading the responses I thought it was fortune cookies. I keep such things taped to my monitor; here's one:
"Patience is your ally at the moment. Don't worry!"
And another:
"He who hurries cannot walk with dignity."
This one I think is my job description:
"You will make many changes before settling satisfactorily."
And one more:
"It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters. Do a good job."
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The first and only fortune cookie I ever read: Do you really believe that was chicken?
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Stick to things like that, kiddo, and you won't go far wrong!
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MehGerbil wrote: Show extra patience with a co-worker today.
It is really needed. (1)
This seems easy, but I cannot think of an answer.
Hardest CCC to date I think.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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MehGerbil wrote: like a horoscope
Someone busted into the fortune cookie store.
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Beat completely senseless today, someone who is intolerably stupid, inconsiderate, or just plain mean, preferably using an appendage ripped from the body of said person.
Will Rogers never met me.
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From my inbox:
Greetings, addressing you is Bernardo Donaldson, Superior Accounting Officer at Federal Reserve. We have received an inquiry from your Financial Institution regarding an incoming money transfer from Rio Tinto Group mining ASX: RIO with concern on the company's current activity which is valued as "High Risk Activity". In order to release the funds to your account please complete the attached form "IIMT Form 401".
A "Superior Accounting Officer" must be pretty important. OK, this was sent to me at "britain's biggest bingo site" rather than a financial institution, and the only way we'd be likely to deal with Rio Tinto is if we became a literal rather than a metaphorical gold-mine.
Seems legit.
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Quote: you use English bad
Actually, we fixed English. 
I learned Spanish and it was nice to learn a language that actually obeys the rules, mostly. Yes, American is crazy and rebellious.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Do spell "historic" as "historick", "maintenance" as "maintenaunce" or "salvation" as "savacioun"?
If not, it's still broken. Please sort it out, you've done excellent work with color. While you're at it, put the gender inflections back on things like actress, they are needed. I'm old enough to think that searching for "nude actors" and "nude actresses" on Google should return entirely different sets of results.
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Hey, we left England for a reason. I suppose instead of butchering the language we should have just made up our own, like pig-latin or something. After all, we made up our own measuring system.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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