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Is it just me, or does Michael Dell remind anyone else of Herman Munster?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I was just looking at a freshly published article: http://www.codeproject.com/script/Articles/ArticleVersion.aspx?waid=20944&aid=410166&msg=4291025#xx4291025xx[^]
and realized that in the Approve or report this article: we do not have a proper classification for such publication, which in this case would be either "Absolute Nonsense" or "Complete Rubbish". I think we should have such category introduced
Unless somebody also wants to mark it as something special, with, "Best Rubbish" award or something, say, give the man -100 points as a reward 
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I'm hoping that the author published by accident. I suspect not though.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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The article is gone already so maybe it was an accident.
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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There's your new category - "Accident" 
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LOL, yeah, that is a good one.
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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My daughter got her braces off today.
Tonight is her first night of Karate.
I've a bad feeling about this...
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As they say in my industry....
Warning: Investment may lose value
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...and the industry may lose the investor...
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Whatever kids got these days to call a discrete date... If it is Karate, so be it, who cares, I wouldn't ask too many questions 
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My wife broke her father's finger in Karate practice when she was younger. Don't know if she had braces at the time.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011) "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)
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Heard that one, and a confession years after that it was the car door on the way home...
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Usually Karate uses hands and feet?
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But not always on other hands and feet.
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Well, I saw them using bricks too, just, ahem, the wrong way... it is a confusing discipline...
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No worries! In 8 years of karate, I never saw anyone lose a tooth. Ribs, knees, fingers, elbows, yes, but no teeth. Where kids are involved, the classes don't involve much contact, and sparring nights the uniform should include protective gear, including a mouth guard. Incidental risk is no worse than found on a normal playground. Except that there are no guns allowed in the dojo...
Will Rogers never met me.
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If Karate instructor tells me - "Use your head!" - should I be concerned?
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If your orthodontist is part owner of the Karate school, you should be suspicious.
"People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them." Eric Hoffer
"The failure mode of 'clever' is 'a**hole'" John Scalzi
"Only buzzards feed on their friends" Patrick Dorinson
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Had braces when I was a kid, from personal experience I would say it's a good idea to get rid of those before somebody starts punching at your face. Separating braces and lips after a punch was anything but funny ...
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Now who wouldn't get that?[^]
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}
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That's a DOS Manual! (Except Microsoft left out the bit about the rabbits)
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I object! Up until DOS 6 that manual was the holy grail of references. I have yet to come across a manual that can equal it in value.
(..that was in the days that you could not look things up on the internet)
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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It was a brilliant, superb, wonderful reference book. Provided you already knew the answer. If you didn't know the command name on the other hand...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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