|
The fact that she doesn't smile is what makes her creepy. Also, she's 50, looks like that, and has a 7 year old daughter? She's a plastic Barbie alright!
|
|
|
|
|
Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: She's a plastic Barbie alright!
A plastic woman is safer than a woman who's got your plastic.
|
|
|
|
|
You're mixing the two dogs up, the original weirdo is only 21 and is sans child.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
|
|
|
|
|
Ahh, okay! Too many Barbies. The 21 year old isn't bad, but smile for cryin' out loud.
|
|
|
|
|
Looks like a real Barbie to me... hollow plastic head. Probably has no personality like the real Barbie too.
Sad really.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
|
|
|
|
|
Nagy Vilmos wrote: Make the scary monster go away
Aw shucks.... from the title I was going to say, I made her go away by signing the divorce papers....
Why is common sense not common?
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert.
Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy
Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012
|
|
|
|
|
Thank you folks, he's here all week!
Try the veal!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
|
|
|
|
|
Why is common sense not common?
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert.
Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy
Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012
|
|
|
|
|
Yes, but think of the fun you'd have dressing and undressing her...
Will Rogers never met me.
|
|
|
|
|
Woger! Stop that, you'll go blind.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
|
|
|
|
|
Not if she went full on Barbie and sealed it all up and made the top half as hard as plastic, which is probably is.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Eek! Jocelyn Wildenstein is indeed scary!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
|
|
|
|
|
Seriously, who thinks that is attractive?!?!
Whatever.
|
|
|
|
|
leckey wrote: Seriously, who thinks that is attractive?!?!
Bagpuss[^].
Henry Minute
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
|
|
|
|
|
I have no idea what and where that came from...but you have my attention....
Whatever.
|
|
|
|
|
A much cherished children's TV program[^] I tried to think of someone/something cattish and Bagpuss was the first thing that came to mind.
Henry Minute
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
|
|
|
|
|
There was a Hanna-Barbera character named Snagglepuss, which was my first thought. He had the sterotypical "gay" lisp. (Not meant to hateful, just a reference.)
Bugpuss sounds like an insult you could give to a woman.
Oh, the world before P.C.
Whatever.
|
|
|
|
|
leckey wrote: There was a Hanna-Barbera character named Snagglepuss
Yep, we used to get that over here too.
leckey wrote: Bugpuss sounds like an insult you could give to a woman.
Never thought of that, but you're right.
Henry Minute
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
|
|
|
|
|
Bagpuss rocks! I have the whole lot on DVD I got the DVD for my daughters. To understand him, the closing lines of each episode are:
Narator: And so their work was done.
Bagpuss gave a big yawn and settled down to sleep
And, of course, when Bagpuss goes to sleep,
All his friends go to sleep too.
The mice were ornaments on the mouse organ.
Gabriel and Madeleine were just dolls.
Professor Yaffle was a carved, wooden bookend in the shape of a woodpecker.
Even Bagpuss himself, once he was asleep, was just an old, saggy cloth cat,
Baggy, and a bit loose at the seams,
But Emily loved him
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
|
|
|
|
|
Your daughters. Suuuurrre...
Now I have to research "mouse organ" because that sounds like an animal research facilty gone awry.
Whatever.
|
|
|
|
|
When Bagpuss went to sleep all the other animals went to sleep.
That was a grim day at the vet's.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
|
|
|
|
|
I used to be a vet tech...to have all the animals go to sleep at the same time...that would be a wish come true. Usually it's one animal up from pain, meowing/barking and waking all the other animals up.
Whatever.
|
|
|
|
|
Bacon, Sausage, Black Pudding, Egg, Shrooms, Tomato. All wrapped up in a fresh granary baguette.
Nice.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
|
|
|
|
|
B'stard!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
|
|
|
|