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Veni, vidi, vici.
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I cannot help but fear you are being unfair to pigeons.
FUN TIP:
Any government power/agency capable of pulling off the conspiracies of which they are commonly accused is equally capable of making anyone who makes the organization uncomfortable quickly, and quietly disappear.
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I would think that any govenment/organiastion good enough to pull off such a capper would be good enough not to need to
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Just because you are paranoid does not mean they are NOT out to get you 
Common sense is not a gift it's a curse. Those of us who have it have to deal with those that don't....
Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.
You can't scare me, I have children.
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I dare say that it could be arguing with anyone about any subject, not just conspiracy theory. On that same note, I have not argued more in my life with anyone as I have here on this site.
I have cut way back on this recreational habbit; too much drain on the membrane.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)
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Especially if it's Speckled Jim.
Henry Minute
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Is it the New World Order or the Bilderberg's (Wait, are they the same thing?) the put it in aeroplanes?
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I always thought a Chemical Trail was a country walk in Middlesbrough.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Oh how wrong you are, but if you like the moon-landing hoax the chemtrailers are gonna blow your mind with their obtuse thought processes!
Obligatory: http://xkcd.com/966/[^]
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Are you saying that the trails from aircraft are not chemical in origin?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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Forget the exhaust's from aircraft, bloody air is chemical!!! and water!!! Hold your breath and don't drink anything, whatever you do.
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That's where I was going!
I remember seeing an advert for a body product (I forget which one), but it claimed "All Natural Ingredients, No Chemicals!"
Hmm, what is it made of then?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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But those Illiterati I heard of are behind it?
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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Better late than never. Not everybody can be smart enough to avoid the whole thing like the plague. That's why I have to suffer through endless peace and guiet and the freedom to do whatever I like whenever I like.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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It will be tough on the children, but I am sure they will adapt.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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I too thought that I was not the marrying kind.
Then I met my darling wife and I am very happy that I wed. Keep up the cynicism and maybe one day you'll find the one who'll change your mind.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: not the marrying kind
You realise that is a Victorian euphemism!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I too thought that I was not the marrying kind.
Good of you to out yourself! 
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I was always saved by a miracle and often enough also found enough reasons to feel sorry for the guy who ended up with the 'darling'
This is really one thing where I enjoy the advantages far too much than to change my mind and give them up. I do know the little tricks mother nature may use to change my mind, but that's exactly what I avoid like the plague.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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CDP1802 wrote: I do know the little tricks
 Hopefully you have enough money to keep up that habit.
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CDP1802 wrote: the freedom to do whatever I like whenever I like
Is that a euphemism?
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No. I just don't have my personal government waiting for me to come home. I could even slap my boss in the face, sell everything and ride into the sunset on my new Harley. Nobody there to prevent me from becoming a rocker
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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CDP1802 wrote: the freedom to do whatever I like whenever I like
As long as you like things that are legal, you can afford and you have time for
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Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: As long as you like things that are legal, you can afford and you have time for
1) Let's replace 'legal' with 'get away with'
2) Not having a family to support automatically makes many things more affordable.
3) Similar to 2). I don't suffer from boredom. The day could have 48 hours and still I would not need such things as work or sleep to fill them.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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