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fixed that, me bad.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value.
Carl Sagan
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Dang that guy just wouldn't die would he? What a story!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: An Irishman Can't be Killed with Alcohol
**cough**George Best**cough**
**cough**Brendan Behan (A drinker with a writing problem)**cough**
Henry Minute
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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qv the entire population of Ballymackean; 1832 - present
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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(Grins merrily, runs down to pub)
I too dabbled in pacifism once.
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These guys[^] took a camera to a Pot Party and asked them some 'deep' questions.
"We should smoke, eat and chill-out, like the animals do". 
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I just got caught out by a combination of my own sloppy standards (passing in similarly-named parameters to a method because I was too lazy to think of decent names for them) and case-sensitivity in C#... thankfully it only took me five minutes to find the bug. I nearly farted in shock when I saw it though...
I too dabbled in pacifism once. Pacifism is not the answer.
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I once was in charge of converting a program from ColdFusion to C# where objects had names like Jim, Bob, Dave....
In college I gave most stuff Spanish names to throw off my professors from South Korea.
Feel free to let the gas out.
Whatever.
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Mel Padden wrote: I nearly farted in shock
good thing you didn't. 
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)
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Mel Padden wrote: I nearly farted in shock when I saw it though...
Even worse if you farted and followed through as well.
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That's what I call a code smell...
I too dabbled in pacifism once.
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Goes by code brown around here.
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 Yuck!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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We all know that's your code for chocolate. 
Henry Minute
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Let's face it, everything is my code for chocolate! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Are you still using GOTO?!?
Whatever.
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Yeah,
GOTO cake shop
GOTO Thorntons
GOTO Diet section of local library
(My very life hangs on a thread!)
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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I miss having a library. Our county is so small that our library is basically a storeroom in city hall. To "join" the library in Sioux City would COST me $30 a month. I said for that, I'll just keep my Kindle. It's no wonder why there are tensions between SoDak and Iowa.
Whatever.
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Dalek Dave wrote: (My very life hangs on a thread!)
You are too right it does ... cheeky beggar! I goto to the Cooking section, special subject 'Chocolate'! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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 (If you mean what I think you mean)
All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value.
Carl Sagan
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Code Brown - Norm Likes 
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Touching cloth?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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Yes a Prist aka a man of the cloth.
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reminds me of this
from an old porta jon on a jobsite.
Here I sit broken hearted, tried to s*** and only farted
Last time I took a chance, tried to fart and s*** my pants...
Common sense is not a gift it's a curse. Those of us who have it have to deal with those that don't....
Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.
You can't scare me, I have children.
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