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I'm pretty sure that would count as stalking, and as I know she's Glaswegian, I can pretty much guarantee a lot of effing and blinding as well.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: I'm pretty sure that would count as stalking
... and that's a problem for you how?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I think he just doesn't want to show us how much his taste in women has deteriorated over the years... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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It's bad enough that I have Salma's restraining order, but if I had one that meant I couldn't get home on a night, that would be too much.
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So why not park in the carpark and sit in the car, surely the little sh*t is not going to chase you out of your car.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Because then I would need to pay for a parking ticket.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Ah it looks like you can just drive in, I assumed it was one where you stick a ticket on the window from a machine.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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It is, my problem was the traffic warden was there, so had I just gone and parked up in there he would have tried to do me for not getting a ticket, even had I been sat in the car with the engine running.
Last time I went down that road all the on-street parking was free, they have now made it all pay and display too. Which presumably was why it was so empty.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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ChrisElston wrote: waving to him
Nice positive attitude, alas not, apparently, one you will be rewarded for in this life ...
ChrisElston wrote: Not happy at all
He didn't realise that you were only being nice; and he may, heaven forbid, have thought that you were taunting him ...
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I just go back and forwards a few inches very slowly. Really pisses them off. 
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Nothing to say.
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But enough of your sex techniques.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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My... God... No wonder you Brits are so concerned with a car's cornering.
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You're my hero! Giving the finger to the man!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun
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Who is the woman mooning you and why did she paint her ass and legs black?
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun
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That's rather unpleasant isn't it.
I do hope she knows she is immortalised thus.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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When I was out for lunch, I saw a guy wearing a pretty cool t-shirt. It said: "Stand the hell back, I know regular expressions".
It was, of course, bullshit. I've never met anybody who actually knows and understands regular expressions. I've met quite a few copy and pasters, though... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
modified 16-May-12 6:53am.
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#cough# #cough#[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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What a nasty cold you've got there. Don't get enough "cough syrup" while DD is gone? 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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I didna 1 ya, has ya a 5 insteed.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Thanks, I know you didn't... You can understand humour when you see it (even without the joke icon)... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Nasty cough that. I do hope you haven't had it for more than 3 years.
Henry Minute
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Johnny J. wrote: I say a guy wearing a pretty cool t-shirt
Well I say, but I guess you saw a guy! 
Johnny J. wrote: I've never met anybody who actually knows and understands regular expressions.
Yes, I'm pretty sure we haven't met yet.
Johnny J. wrote: I've met quite a few copy and pasters, though ...
More than enough for sure and way to much I ever cared to meet. 
Cheers!
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
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There are three people in the world who understand regular expressions. He might have been one of the three.
Slightly OT, but this reminds me of an incident with CPs very own WPF guru Josh Smith. You might have been having one of those[^] moments.
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That was real cool. Had it been me, I could NEVER, ever have resisted handing out my business card... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Still pimping your blog Pete for a second regular?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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