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In 13 minutes I will have to go to an appointment at my bank just to find out what to do with it.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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Let me ask the wife and I'll let you know what she thinks I would do. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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<Crocodile Dundee voice>
That's not a bonus. A round number like $10000 USD, that's a bonus.
</Crocodile Dundee voice>
Just wondering, are you talking about an annual bonus, or just something extra that got thrown your way. I've been getting an annual bonus for 14 years now. The worst I've ever got was 2% and the best was 20%. It usually averages somewhere between 7% or 8%. Mostly it's been split between paying university for the kids or other bills, but lately it mostly goes into retirement savings. 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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I've never worked for a place that has an annual bonus. I've had offers but they lowered the base pay based on the bonus and from what I saw the bonuses never matched what they expected, so essentially they were trying trick you into excepting lower pay.
Failure is not an option; it's the default selection.
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It goes to the bank account and then gets spent/invested as needed, just as the regular paycheck.
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I just got a small disability check at about the amount given and I spent half and put half in savings.
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A piddling $1000 bonus? I'd tell them to stop insulting me. When I actually worked for a company, my smallest annual bonus was more like $15,000.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Mark Nischalke wrote: e) turn it down because you didn't feel you earned it
That's some seriously low self-esteem!
I suppose I would - b) pay off bills.
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Bonuses are insulting. First off, it's a way of someone saying "by this 'gift', I am demonstrating my superior rank by having the decision making ability to dole out this 'gift'."
In places where there are bonuses given by some measure of performance review, it says "you failed/succeeded, never mind that your failure/success depends on so many other people also failing/succeeding."
It's devaluing and demeaning. I get a $1000 bonus for a month of 80 hour work weeks, and my manager gets a $10000 bonus because I'm his/her employee, and somehow there's some inane concept that my manager should get a bigger bonus because he/she "managed" my work.
My "bonus" is that I know I did a good job, and I also know when I didn't do a good job. If you want to give me a "bonus", I would prefer to be paid in less quantifiable terms like "trust" and "loyalty." It's so ironic that management has the idea that bonuses, incentive plans, even employment, builds loyalty. The "we own all your work" employment contract builds the illusion of loyalty because the employee is caught in a web of isolation, unable to even publish things he/she does on their own time because it is owned by the company, and so becomes more and more "tied" to the company for the paycheck. Loyalty is not bondage. Loyalty is found through freedom.
Sure, I will take your bonus, and often enough with appreciation for at least the positive aspects of the gesture. But in so many other ways, it is just another stone in an unconscious, predefined and ultimately unhealthy employee-employer relationship.
Marc
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My bonus is essentially a way of boosting my salary beyond what the company would allow.
That is I was recommended for a pay rise that wasn't sanctioned so given a decent bonus that is 'performance related' so it comes from a different budget.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Marc Clifton wrote: Loyalty is not bondage. Loyalty is found through freedom
Silly Marc, haven't you heard? War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.
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Go out and buy myself a new toy for $2000. 
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What would you do with the remaining $800? 
Failure is not an option; it's the default selection.
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Apparently, buy a new suspension.
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Mark Nischalke wrote: e) turn it down because you didn't feel you earned it
LULZ.
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I'm due one next month.
Last year I made all sorts of plans, then the tax man nicked half. Just about bought a new sofa thing.
This year should be twice as much, if I get it, hoping to get a holiday out of it. Have loads of things waiting for any left over.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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b) -- It has already been spent.
Anecdote: At one place I worked my supervisor wanted to give me a $1000 bonus (it may have been because of the Y2K work I did), but said that he wasn't authorized, so what we did was... I bought a new printer ($400+) and a light meter ($500+) and submitted them as expenses and he approved them. 
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New hardware, of course.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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For you? or your computer?
Failure is not an option; it's the default selection.
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I don't get a bonus (actually, if I get promoted, which I think I will soon, I might get a bonus), but I do get something in which I get paid a small percentage of my salary depending on how well the company performs and how the accounting monkeys have set the target they expect the company to perform at. One year I got less than $300. Another I got a couple G's.
If it's a good year, I might buy an iMac or pay off my car early.
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b
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun
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That's more than three car payments for me. That's where it would go.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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I have no choice but to give at least 40% of it to the Inland Revenue.
Remember, there are benefits scroungers in the UK who are totally dependent on me. That 40% I give partly helps to keep their heads above booze, cigarette haze, and keeps them out of the gutter outside the betting shop. I'm not saying I think they're all stereotypes but the 40% I'm forced to donate is anything but a stereotype. What's left usually goes to my wife. A lady can't have too many shoes or new clothes can she?
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
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