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Actually I meant to say Trimmers and Shavers! lol 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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VuNic wrote: Trimmers and Shavers
I just got this vision of someone waking up and thinking to themself, "My lungs feel pretty hairy today. I will just whip out my trusty razor and ... "
Why is common sense not common?
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert.
Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy
Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012
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Damn I'm getting the joke too late.  
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Nothing like a little grief to get you motivated to go out and find the woman you were meant to be with.
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JHizzle wrote: I realize the hole'll be there for ages.
You really should fill it in before she starts to smell.
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A bag of lime helps, too.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Sure, to make margaritas.
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JHizzle wrote: At what point do you know that you're "ok" again?
When you don't click the submit button after entering a message like that. Asking a bunch of computer geeks for advice on "feelings" is about as useful as putting a screen door on a submarine.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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JHizzle wrote: I realize the hole'll be there for ages.
That's the problem, just find a nice new hole to fill.
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When you start to think of other women 'like that'?
Though JSOP is right, asking that question on CP is a sign you probably haven't yet :p
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While I'm playing Jawbreaker on my phone, everyone thinks I'm doing important e-mails.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Excellent!
"What the books say is always true" rings so many bells it's hard to hear myself think.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I didn't get any of that from my teachers at school, and I don't think most of them were particularly subversive.
There was one match teacher who would waste an entire lesson about socialism if you could get him onto the subject early enough.
The overriding message I got from my teachers was challenge everything, make your own mind up, everyone giving you information has their own agenda for what they are providing.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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The eight dangerous things I learned at school were 2 to 9. At that time I didn't know we need only 0 and 1.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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It took few minutes to get the meaning. 5!
Happy Programming
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They certainly tried to teach me these things 
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I do not agree with #8 but the rest seem logical.
Oh, sorry, I am not suppose to think... yes master (zombie icon)
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?
Which movie?
- if possible a link
- no cheating, please.
V.
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Guesses.
V. wrote: you spongy
1. Spongebob?
V. wrote: bastards
2. Inglorious Basterds?
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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V. wrote: Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?
Hanibal Lecter vs. the seven Samurai
a true classic
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
modified 8-May-12 3:59am.
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