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 Is this your first trip?
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As I fly to Budapest EVERY weekend, I don't think so. I got halfway to the station this morning when I realised it was in my other suit.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I fly to Budapest EVERY weekend
Thus the joke icon.
You might have noticed my jokes are bad at best, if anyone understands them. 
I try, I am very trying.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: when I realised it was in my other suit.
Serves you right you posh bastard.
Two suits indeed.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Two here, three in Budapest, plus a tux, tails and morning suit. Make that 8 suits that I can think of.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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... quite frankly, he had it coming though! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Ali, when he says "Open Wide" he means your mouth!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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You sure? 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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I was going to post a link but sadly "The server at instantrimshot.com is taking too long to respond." 
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 Oh!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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What happened? Did you put his prick (injection for the non-native English readers) in your mouth?
modified 20-Apr-12 5:32am.
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Now, exactly how am I "supposed" to respond to such a provocative post, such as this...without being too American?
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)
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You should be ready for something good[^] just about now then
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Oh yummy! I could do with a Friday lunch time treat!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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This chart[^] might help you to decide.
Henry Minute
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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The 1050 rasher Bacon Burger[^].
Henry Minute
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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You will bow down after eating this.
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I love bacon but my stomach is hurting just looking at it.
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You don’t have to be a doctor to know that eating hundreds of strips of bacon at a time can’t possibly be good for your health.
Who the hell is this bitch and what the elephant does she know?
Have to go, I hear the local BK calling... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Simply awesome. 
Countered the anti-baconite.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)
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Aunty is reporting that Bert Weedon[^] has died; we would have been 92 next month.
Hands up who started playing guitar with one of his books?
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Fixed da name for Richard.
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Influential guitarist Bert Weedon, best known for creating the popular tutorial manual Play In A Day, has died aged 91.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
modified 20-Apr-12 4:49am.
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I started with a tennis racket.
I couldn't get the hang of it with a book.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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Hope it didn't take him more than a day to die.
Seriously, very sad. Many good memories from my yoof. RIP Burt.![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Henry Minute
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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