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Next time, tell her you're responsible for the payroll system software that generates her paycheck and then "Now, what was your name?" 
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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A few years ago we regularly used a nearby Subway at lunchtime.
A colleague of mine was sent naked pictures of herself by one of the girls working there.
He wins. 
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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How did the Subway girl get naked photos of your co-worker  
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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I think he mis-wrote that. I'm guessing it should have said, "she sent him naked pictures of herself."
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun
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I figured as much, but I rarely miss an opportunity to point out a poorly structured sentence that makes me
Steve
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I did, I knew that sentence was wrong as I was typing it but was mid brain fart and couldn't get it turned around right so just hit post in the hope that someone somewhere would work things out.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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My 23 year old daughter used to change the colour of hair about every two weeks. I've seen green, orange, blue along with more traditional red, brown and black. The best moment came one day in church though, when our minister announced that he always thought Bronwyn was in the witness protection program because she always had a different style and colour to her hair. 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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You should have told her the blue hair was the result of your job.
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Groping towards Grexit[^].
Nice to see the Economist has a sense of humor!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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I just got promoted to Web Developer III. This is also my first real promotion, so it's neat to see how that process works. ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
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 ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
If it moves, compile it
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If the boss catches you dancing on company time you'll get demoted again.
Henry Minute
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Actually, a coworker came by my cube to congratulate me and he said "shouldn't you be doing a happy dance?" The only time I dance is when I play DDR (or when extremely drunk), thank you very much. 
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Double Data Rate (yes, I know it's really Dance2 Revolution...)
Steve
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Double Data Rate = C, but my friend was luckier, his Data's were D's.
Brogrammer for life!
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AspDotNetDev wrote: or when extremely drunk
only that one for me. I dance so bad that not even DDR can help.
Common sense is not a gift it's a curse. Those of us who have it have to deal with those that don't....
Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.
You can't scare me, I have children.
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You know how people say "how do you know if you've never tried"?
I once sang Karaoke Revolution sober. Now I know to never do that again.
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Common sense is not a gift it's a curse. Those of us who have it have to deal with those that don't....
Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.
You can't scare me, I have children.
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When I dance, people tell me I should be on TV.
So they can turn it off.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Congrats, hope it's one of many.
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Does it include a raise?
Or do you just get new business cards and more responsibility?
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Let's just say it isn't exactly what I was hoping for. On a public forum, that's about all I'm willing to divulge.
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AspDotNetDev wrote: Let's just say it isn't exactly
It almost never is, it is usually a delicate balance to give you just enough to stop you jumping ship. I've seen it where someone jumps ship just to get the rise out of the current boat...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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