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JHizzle wrote: I still have bouts of sadness but I can function through them, I'm not stupid, I
realize the hole'll be there for ages.
Then fill the hole by keeping yourself occupied. Do something interesting but hard, so that you have no time for gloomy thoughts. A little taste of success and accomplishment will also get you back on your feet.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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Just say "**** this! I'll be over it by next Tuesday!", and you'll be over it by next Tuesday.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You know it's time to move on when Hayley Joel Osment tells you he sees dead relationships.
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When you nail her sister.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Even better, her Mother 
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Rock and Roll dreams I see  What if she is, to his eyes, ugly?
Alberto Bar-Noy
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“The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!”
(C3PO)
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What if she has no sister but a brother?
Alberto Bar-Noy
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“The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!”
(C3PO)
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Hit the best friend!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Better yet... hit on the same time her two best friends... Should I go on Nagy? 
Alberto Bar-Noy
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“The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!”
(C3PO)
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Been there, got the t-shirt. 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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And survived the ex's wrath I recon 
Alberto Bar-Noy
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“The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!”
(C3PO)
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When you're walking down the street with a new interest and you see her and think "thank god she left me"
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Find a new mind-consuming hobby (or equivalent).
If you keep on questioning yourself over the past, just remind yourself that 'there is sweet bugger all you can do about it' 
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I knew when my parents had moved on when I came home from school to find the house empty.
Henry Minute
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Henry. Henry. Henry.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)
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Briliant. 
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To quote: "...I realize the hole'll be there for ages."
One man's loss is another man's gain. 
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
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We could elaborate about the hole changing men, but that would definitely not be KSS.
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>How do you know when you've moved on?
If there is any change in your position along X,Y or Z axes.
Ok that was my turn to poke at you. But only the barbarians stop there. 
Seriously, the feeling just sucks. Been there once but I was the one responsible for the mess. She was a nice girl. May be this attributed more to the sucking. Take some break from girls stuff, this is a good chance to :
1. Recharge your bank balance
2. Give the wallet some peace
3. Some rest for the Mobile phone circuits.
4. Free up the tummy
5. Some rest for the razors and shavers (from both internal and external use, more rest for the former though)
6. Spend more time in the lounge!
And many more to add on..
You shall get the one you"ve been waiting for [GODLY VOICE]
She may be here in the CodeProject itself who knows?! 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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VuNic wrote: razors and shavers (from both internal and external use
I shudder to think what you are shaving internally....
Why is common sense not common?
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert.
Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy
Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012
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Chest hairs. Why?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Actually I meant to say Trimmers and Shavers! lol
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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VuNic wrote: Trimmers and Shavers
I just got this vision of someone waking up and thinking to themself, "My lungs feel pretty hairy today. I will just whip out my trusty razor and ... "
Why is common sense not common?
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert.
Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy
Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012
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