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Why does your signature always remind me of this:
"I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."
from this[^] page
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
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CDP1802 wrote: Why does your signature always remind me of this: "I saw a slow
moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."
from this[^]
page
No idea, but it's coming up on 8 years since I made that quote my signature, I don't think anyone has had a signature that long. I also like the fact it was someone from Code Project that made the quotable quote.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Hasn't Chris had the same sig since time immemorial?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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6 July 1189?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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It'd have to be the 5th as Time Immemorial is BEFORE Richard's reign.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Hasn't Chris had the same sig since time immemorial?
No, though it may be older than mine by a bit.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Two blondes got lost in the jungle and are captured by natives. They are brought before the chief who says: "You choose: Death or bongo bongo!"
The first one shrugs and follows the chief. Both disappear into a hut and the chief lets her go after they reappear. Then he turns to the second one: "Now you! Death or bongo bongo?"
"Never! How do you savages want to kill me?"
"Death by bongo bongo!"
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
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Racist!
Chauvinist!
Funny!
Old!
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Is that you answer to the question "Which 4 words would you use to describe yourself?"
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Well, actually they fit well.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Maybe, but compared to 'Death by Pedantry' or 'Death by Tea'?
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
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Better, far better.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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That sounds more like Death by Bunga Bunga to me.
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Hmm, strange dialect, but your name does not sound as if you lived with a tribe in the jungle
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
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It is the nickname of Giorgio da Cologno Monzese.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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CPallini wrote: Racist!
Chauvinist!
Funny!
Old!
You called me?
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Please sit back, you youngster ogre!
Veni, vidi, vici.
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CDP1802 wrote: "Death by bongo bongo!"
Gonna beat em to death?
Old.............and funny.
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CDP1802 wrote: Two blondes got lost in the jungle Big market and are captured by natives. They are brought
before the chief who says: "You choose: Death or bongo bongo!" The
first one shrugs and follows the chief. Both disappear into a hut and the chief
lets her go after they reappear. Then he turns to the second one: "Now you!
Death or bongo bongo?" "Never! How do you savages want to kill
me?" "Death by bongo bongo!"
FIFY
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I prefer Bingo Bango Bongo.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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You obviously are not yet ready to be the chief of a tribe then
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
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Before I even read the post, this came to mind...
Death By Snu Snu[^]
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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This afternoon I had a cup of black tea with no milk, and soon after it I was very ill. I don't want to go into great detail here, but I spent a lot of time in the bathroom with what I imagine childbirth feels like. Given that I have some sort of undiagnosed chronic illness, does anybody have any clues as to what could've happened?
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Tea has very good laxative properties (black forest IIRC)
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leppie wrote: Tea has very good laxative properties (black forest IIRC)
This was beyond that. My insides still feel like they've been shredded. I was mainly wondering if anybody's had or has known anybody to have a chronic illness that's strongly affected by tea.
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