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Oh? It was over there? I didn't watch past the intro.
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No it wasn't... 
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You want a jack of all trades with a master's degree?
You forgot the joke icon.
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... and he also forgot
the top of this page says and please don't post ads.
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.
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I read that a little too fast, and thought you said:
"You want to jack off all trades..."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: "You want to jack off all trades..."
And it makes no difference really 
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I dont know how the heck I found this web site but it got me to my childhood!! Seriously I used to spend hours playing games like that back in 90's..
Link: Atari 2600 Games[^]
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Nice post - good compendium of what used to be cutting edge gaming!
Check this - back in the day (circa 1980) my best friend's dad worked at Motorola, makers of the ROMs for all of the 2600 games. So he hooked his son up with a circuit board with an interchangeable IC chip-socket that would plug into the normal 2600 cartridge slot. My friend would get all the newest games in chip form almost weekly, even alpha versions sometimes, in a plastic case covered on the inside with anti-static foam.
I remember that a couple of the first games we got to test were Adventure and Dragster... Good times. 
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011
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This[^] is pretty amazing, especially the fact that it takes light from the Sun over 15 hours to reach our furthermost space probe, Voyager 1!
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011
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That was a very good summary!
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Wow, thanks for sharing that.
clientSurfer wrote: is pretty amazing, especially the fact that it takes light from the Sun over 15
hours to reach our furthermost space probe, Voyager 1!
Launched in '77 it's made it as far as 15 light-hours. 4.3 years - 15 hours to go to the nearest star! 
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You're welcome, knew some of my fellow CPian nerds would dig it...
Even more amazing to me right now is that:
Quote: The instruments aboard the Voyagers are powered by radioisotope thermoelectric generators, which convert the heat from plutonium's radioactive decay into electricity. The spacecraft have enough fuel to keep the instruments running until at least 2020,
FFS my stupid Android phone battery, when unplugged, goes from 100% to 0% in 4 hours at best... 
BTW that quote is from here[^])
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011
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very cool
anyone any ideas on how to print that puppy out properly?
B
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VERY nice 
V.
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hahahah brilliant!
There is indeed an XKCD for everything 
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011
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a timely joke 
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Yep, where I live it's starting to get below 0 degrees Celsius 
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Cheers ! Same here... Actually I am currenlty in UK for an assignment. Since yesterday it is around 0 deg C.
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So it's a normal warm and gentle Finnish day. Wait until it gets cold 
Nah, seriously, have fun! UK is a great place so I'm sure you'll have lot's of fun
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Yesterday (Monday) morning set a record December low for my town (Katoomba) of 2.4degC. (Records go back 75 years.)
FFS, it's meant to be summer!
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.
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Hang on summer is just getting into it's stride there, 2.4 is bloody cold for early summer.
I spent many year at BMGS, Wentworth Falls, I'd not call them good years but they were interesting.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: 2.4 is bloody cold for early summer.
Well, it did set a record!
Mycroft Holmes wrote: BMGS, Wentworth Falls
and the back paddock (Pitt Park, is it?) still does the best frosts this side of Bleakheath in winter!
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.
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