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As a grandkid pointed out, You have to lithp!
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Is the core temperature of a Tauntaun just Lukewarm?
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
When getting around the Death Star, do Sith use the stairs or the eleVader?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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pretty lame
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Do you want to drink something? (Star Wars Tatooine Bar Theme song - YouTube[^])
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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In the infancy of "software industry" it was common to "release and then wait for customer to provide feedback" AKA "let the customer spent his money testing OUR product".
My favorite "library" just totally rebuild its forum format...
Please notice ( an instruction !) ,
experienced similar
with "new coke " many years back...then I switched to beer...
...to your health...
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Salvatore Terress wrote: then I switched to beer...
Only beer?
Because reading your posts, one would say that you take something more...  
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Every fall and spring the HVAC system for our building spends a couple of months in a mechanical tizzy as it oscillates back and forth between heating and cooling. There are a remarkable number of systems (that don't talk to each other), each of which can be in a heating or cooling mode. Our weather has been somewhat warm the last few days, so of course it's stifling in here right now. The temperature inside is close to 80°F and the humidity is high.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Once it gets that hot I can't even think.
Our company's A/C went out a number of years ago and it got to be 83 or so and you just want to sit and sweat. It's really terrible.
Hope you get it resolved soon.
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The fun part is our lab with our build servers. The lab contains a lot of equipment that generates heat. I've come into the lab on Monday morning after a hot weekend and the temperature is over 100°F and most of the machines have turned themselves off with over-temperature alarms. We did have one ancient Intel server box that didn't have temperature sensors that would stay running, but it's long decommissioned.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I've experienced (been tortured with) the opposite; having to write code while sitting in the server room which was about 60 F. I was literally an iceberg pecking at the keys writing code, trying to get done fast so I could finally go back to my cubicle.
I was being trained by a consultant while at a large company and for some reason the server room was the only location big enough to house both of us at the same time. I guess no one wanted to hear him training me or something??
Anyways, I think it was also for the "torture" component of the situation in an effort for BigCo and BigManager to "send the message" that they could make my life terrible if they wanted to. 
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raddevus wrote: having to write code while sitting in the server room which was about 60 F
The worst part of that is trying to use a keyboard while wearing gloves...
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I briefly "consulted" in a cold office building in particular "Sears Tower" before it was renamed "Willis Tower". I utilized programming gloves id est the tips cut off. The project itself was a complete failure. A Sears repair person upon a visit to my apartment to repair the HVAC some years subsequent I inquired was he utilizing the project code on his lap top. He explained no the data it transmitted to central office simply disappeared. I am not surprised. A weaker bunch of "consultants" was hard to imagine. I took it upon myself to fix many bugs in my supervisor's code. One could see she was not happy about it but she did not reprimand me. However put a mouse in her hand and place her in front of a game and she became a terror. Also she was not happy I did not accept her advances.
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I had a similar experience at a customer site. I spent a week in a server room that was freezing cold. The workstation I was using had me sitting on top of a massive floor vent generating gale force winds.
I ended up with a massive sinus infection. Maybe causal from the location, maybe not.
I think security standards today would have required my host to sit next to me the whole time.
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It's a really terrible experience, that people don't understand it who haven't gone through it.
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The same thing happened to us a couple of years ago during a heat wave, it was 94°F in the office, we left a bit early that day.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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She got many small gems in her timeline.
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
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Nice ,positive and to the point.
Makes me curious how she put it together - using her intellect. Mrs Google or AI.
Yes , I see way too many articles using same AI approach
" smart so and so discovered this ( amazing toilet cleaner - as an example ) , buy it before "they" take if down..."
whatever happen to
" ...operators are standing by..."
and do not tell me that operators have been replaced by "professional chatters "
Cheers
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All I can see on CP today are the Wordle posts - no option of going to the next page or anything - is it me or the site ?
Edit
It went back to normal after I posted this - go figure 
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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HHGTTG:
Trillian: We will be restoring normality as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway. Thank you.
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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Hope Chris backs up the site before the SSD or server goes down.
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Programmer's Joke
!false
Its funny because its true.
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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Reminds me of this code someone did few months ago (I wish this was only a joke)
bool condition;
viewmodel.AllowSomething = !condition == true ? false : true;
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