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Monk who claims he saw the face of Jesus in his tub of margarine said "I can't believe it's not Buddha."
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In Spider Robinson's Callahan's Cross-time Saloon series, he states that the highest accolade for a pun would be to run from the room, screaming, while holding your nose.
Unfortunatley, there isn't an emoticon for this, or I would give it to you.
Nice.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Haha. Thanks for the reminder. A million years ago I saw a comedy skit from the UK set in an airport.
Searching through her bags, the customs officer found a great big bag of white powder.
It's okay though. She'd thoughtfully attached a sticker before packing it.
"I can't believe it's not heroin"
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Should developers quit their job if they don't get arrays?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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... depends on the BASE.
I'll get my coat.
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Can a Vector employee complain about not getting arrays?
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I guess that they'd feel pretty list-less about their function being just operating on a string of disappointments.
Maybe he should consult his petite girlfriend, Kathy, oft referred to as allocate.
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I didn't know that Brits pronounced arrays the same as arise!
EDIT: It probably works Down Under, though!
modified 10-Jun-21 11:56am.
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Arise Leviathan and show me some more Expanse!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
modified 10-Jun-21 14:46pm.
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Your Leviathan will Fall, but not until November 16th*
* If we are lucky ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Quote: not until November 16th
They really know how to test my patience! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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...or "arrays" === "a raise" according to this Brit.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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That's what I thought. But also that a rise, not a raise, was standard British, in which case the pun wouldn't work as well.
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Give em a pointer to arrays and they'll get it.
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Well, one might ask for some pointers on increasing one's value, or failing that - ask for a reference.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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If they don't get array is it OK for you to take the rise?
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Yes.
Software Zen: delete this;
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& Shorts.
How many of you have tried this on the video calls. (Of course, not showing the bottom half) 
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I once watched a live news broadcast of some local event in La Jolla CA (a lovely coastal town of San Diego.) The newscaster was in a nice suit and tie on the top, and Hawaiian shorts on the bottom. 
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Many years ago, two colleagues had Hawaiian shorts on during a video call with senior execs, and stood up just before the call ended.
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Ah, stand-up comedians 
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Sure, why not ?, but then again ... umm, no
Keep Calm and Carry On
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The British public schoolboy look.
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Morning Sickness
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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