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And not "see_you_later_allocator()"?
I'll allocate my coat and deallocate myself now.
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In a while, blockodile!
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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while (true)
{
var a = "dile";
}In a while-block, a dile!
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You're free to rename it.
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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Oi!! No programmin' questions here!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I would call it bob_hope()
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Nothing wrong with the name, but I would have made the side-effects of dereferencing a NULL return value much more spectacular. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: I would have made the side-effects of dereferencing a NULL return value much more spectacular
CRASH!
isn't spectacular enough for you?
Software Zen: delete this;
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That's only relevant to protected-memory O/Ses (most of them, these days, I'll grant). Running on good old DOS, you could easily read (and sometimes write) to NULL, while your program went off into hyperspace.
If every NULL reference cost the perpetrator money out of pocket (e.g. if the computer literally crashed and burned), I'm sure that software quality would have been much higher.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Running on good old DOS, you could easily read (and sometimes write) to NULL
Back in the day my product ran under the DOS4GW extender (just like DOOM!). In that environment I had both real-mode and protected-mode code for things like interrupt services in order to reduce unnecessary mode switches. Dereferencing NULL meant different things happened depending on which mode you were in. My hindsight has cataracts, so good times.
Software Zen: delete this;
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😡😡😡😡
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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We made some software where new object were created by GOD - the General Object Dispenser.
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I'm sure the coding style would result in a religious war.
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Could have just gone with Allahc!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I knew that one was coming.
Of course y'all realize you're goin' to hell in a not-particularly-comfortable handbasket, now don't ya?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Organ in derelict church is bliss? (9)
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Ignorance ?
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Organ in ORGANIN
derelict (anag)
IGNORAN
church CE
is bliss?
IGNORANCE
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Church = ce????
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My guessed is "Common Era"
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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CE = "Church of England".
It's a common usage in cryptic crosswords: The Usual Suspects | Cryptic Crosswords from Big Dave[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Posting while you were!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Obligatory Dilbert[^] 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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