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The girl in the middle of the tennis court is Annette.
The less you need, the more you have.
Why is there a "Highway to Hell" and only a "Stairway to Heaven"? A prediction of the expected traffic load?
JaxCoder.com
modified 20-Jul-21 8:37am.
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You've broken the "latest jokes" alignment with your typo!
I hope you're happy with yourself...
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That was just for practice, now I can go on to the main objective. 
The less you need, the more you have.
Why is there a "Highway to Hell" and only a "Stairway to Heaven"? A prediction of the expected traffic load?
JaxCoder.com
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I bet she's having a Ball!
toodles
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It's a racket
The less you need, the more you have.
Why is there a "Highway to Hell" and only a "Stairway to Heaven"? A prediction of the expected traffic load?
JaxCoder.com
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I’m in love!
(edit)
At least I thought I was... it turned out to be nothing!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Serves you right.
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I'm usually not good at word games, but I got it.
I aced it, they say.
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
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I can see everyone's excitement over possibility affording a suborbital flight (not even that, more like just high altitude flight with fall back to earth). I would definitely salute them if they ever reach first orbital velocity of 7.8 Km/Sec
modified 20-Jul-21 8:32am.
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Too bad his rocket can't achieve orbit because that means he'll be coming back.
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Okay, if that is not thinking alike ... Well done 
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From what I could read, lots of people are expecting the billionaires to reach orbit so that they can stay there once they reach it.
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take me to your leader.
looks like it was a success. this is just the beginning...
can we all say Cyberdyne Systems[^]
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Even better: If they can reach something in excess of 43 Km/s (the sun's escape velocity from earth's orbit), you will never see them again in the entire solar system. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Extend polluting to the galactic level, sounds about right.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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In that case they will be leaving for the Proxima Centauri which they should reach in about 1,000 years if the cosmic dust do not eat away their hull before
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... waiting for a GTA V Update to finish.
I had half a hour before the court case started (video witness, nothing serious), I thought I'd kill some lawyers for Martin Madrazo.
But no. GTA V is updating to the Los Santos Tuners edition, and that is s...l...o...w. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I thought you lived in the middle of nowhere, what could you possibly have witnessed?
Wait... is this feline court you are talking about?
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13 years ago - it's a property dispute between the Good Neighbours and the Neighbours From Hell.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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My 15 year old son complains about similar issues.
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Recently wanted to do some online gaming, Borderlands 3, with a friend, from around 20:00 to 22:00.
He was running late, so we'd start somewhere between 20:15 and 20:30.
Except there was an update pending and it's required if you want to make use of its network capabilities.
Half an hour later we finally got to gaming.
Last weekend I told a friend about an awesome game I'd played on the PS4, Horizon: Zero Dawn.
I'd show it to him, but I'd have to install it first, because I had to de-install it because a PS4 only has so much room for games.
But I couldn't install it because I'd have to de-install something first...
Gone are the good old days where you'd just insert a disc and get to gaming! 
Of course it's not all bad, but it's not all better either.
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In those 'good old days' we inserted a tape and waited for ages - but didn't know better 
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Ah, the days of sequential reads. I can still hear the tape spinning back and forth. 
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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I think it was "Uncle Bob" Martin, in his book Clean Architecture, who describes one of those tapes, or probably it's pre-pre-predecessor, a disc, shooting through a wall over the parking lot 
No way in hell a downloaded game could do that 
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How big is the update? I'll probably fire up the game in the middle of the afternoon so everything's ready by evening...
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