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Yeah, but they don't taste as good! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I don't even have to follow it to know to upvote you for the Douglas Adams reference
Real programmers use butterflies
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Yes, there have been many, but this must be up there in the 'top 10'. A BBC reporter was interviewing a flower shop owner about the hit on her trade.
Flower Shop Owner: "This is the worst Mother's Day we've had in over 30 years."
BBC Reporter: "And why is that?"
What! To her credit, the flower shop owner answered without being sarcastic or patronising. I'm pretty sure my reply would have qualified for both.
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But the viewers need the explanation because they don't live in Islington.
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Do the viewers live on planet Earth?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Oh yes. As for the reporters ...
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"worst mothers" have a day?
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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One day? like most women, they have a day for and against everything. Of course only the days that somehow draw attention to them are important, the rest not so much. Anyone here who forgot to honor one of the many 'gimme attention' days once?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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They have many many days... as evidenced by my daughters' texting reminding me.... but then if she was a good mother maybe I'd still be married
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Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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To play the devil's advocate, a good reporter will not "fill in the blanks" from what someone said but will ask further questions to get the person to explain themselves.
Just sayin. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Sure, but when it's clear no explanation is needed, the only thing the reporter achieves by doing that is to make himself look dumb.
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When is Mother's Day in the UK?
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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UK Mother's Day was yesterday.
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Cp-Coder wrote: UK Mother's Day was yesterday.
The US one is in a month and a half, so when I first read it I wondered why would this Mother's Day be the worst (since we don't know what things will be like yet). Context matters and sometimes asking further questions is needed.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I watched the BBC programme yesterday afternoon and listened to the repeated messages about social isolation - keep you 2m gap. Quite right too.
But what else did I see? People behind the newscaster, in the newsroom having face to face chats.
Then we had a number of 2 and 3 way interviews from reporters who were all virtually touching the interviewees.
Then the PM, deputy CMO and Communities Secretary came and left (like every day) walking very close together.
Not sure that "Do as I say not as I do" is the correct approach here.
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They have brought out a new "build it" kit as well: Lego Kit #17654[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Nice to see they have included the obligatory toilet rolls. 
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I think I'd be a lot more impressed with the lego movies if they were all made this way.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Plenty of debt in the police (7)
It goes without saying
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Plenty of
debt in IOU
the police COP S
COPIOUS
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Guessing that one was a bit easy...
It goes without saying
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Just a tad 😁
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I rejected this one for being too easy, but here it is anyway:
Urges boy to get light meal (3,5)
It goes without saying
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Urges EGGS
boy A LAD
to get light meal
EGG SALAD
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