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Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get.
So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.
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"Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot"
I can't really relate... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Do you mean that you'd never be seen at a Chick-fil-A?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You sure about that? It was your birthday...does Chick-fil-A serve alcohol?
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Quote: Florida man accuses dog of shooting girlfriend in leg
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Well - dogs are mans best friend, so not entirely impossible...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Florida Man Who Told Cop He 'May Have Some Needles Between His Cheeks' Arrested on Drug Charges 
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"Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute".
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Not my birthday, but...
Mar. 22: Florida Man Googles Self to Find Out Which Florida Man He Is
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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No. That's the birthday of Captain Kirk and, somehow, also of William Shatner.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I just got: "There is not a single important thing about this date"
...story of my life 
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Naked Florida man prompts airport evacuation - and that's how I got the window seat I was entitled to!
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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"Florida man records himself performing sex acts on his dog"
Man, that was a hell of a birthday.
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Most dogs get confused enough already when you just give them a little birthday hat and a biscuit with a single candle on it.
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Florida Man found grenade while fishing and then took the explosive to Taco Bell
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Don't you do that when you have some grenades left over? They pay good money for the main ingredient of their extra hot salsa sauce.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Plastic explosive or saltpetre? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Cast iron balls, filled with gunpowder and a burning fuse are out of fashion for a long time now, so it must be some other explosive. Who cares, as long as we get our trinitro enchilada?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: trinitro enchilada?
 But what do they do with the Toluene?
(Or is that mixed into the sauce?  )
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Your birth date includes a year, so you are cheating.
No Florida man news on the day of my birth.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Cops Bust [Florida] Man Who Said Name Was "Ben Dover"
Spoiler, that wasn't his real name
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July 1 - Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets.
Still zero known uses for the things I guess, certainly not going to consume them. Eventually somebody's got to figure something out though.
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Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer.
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Quote: Florida man, 88, burns raccoon over eating mangoes
I now know something I wish I never knew and hopefully will be able to forget.
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... inevitably falls for a social engineering trick to expose a piece of information needed to steal their identity.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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