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It's not really the same without the proper sounds.
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Exactly what I was thinking. Wakes you up better in the middle of the night than the most aggressive alarm clock in the world 
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My sister and her husband have four cats, so we joked about getting them a fifth one for Christmas. This would be the purrfect gift.
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if your gravy looks like that, then you have more problem than an ugly cat thingy.
I'd rather be phishing!
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cute. I like it. really!
would get one except asian food doesn't call for gravy.
dash of chili but not gravy.
(they'd try to eat the cat anyway)
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lopatir wrote: would get one except asian food doesn't call for gravy.
dash of chili but not gravy.
(they'd try to eat the cat anyway)
We're having Korean meatballs for Christmas dinner.
They really are the dog's bo$$ocks.
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Totally agree with you Griff. I mean - it’s PURPLE for gawds sake!
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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Or this: Egg Separator[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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It's about time! 
Boom Tish!
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Couldn't open the box...
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Strongbox, I gather... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Hi All,
I thought I was for the high jump with Today's meeting with my Boss (the message I posted yesterday as 'Well Thats a Supprise!') my Boss & HR, when I told them the reason for certain things were 'Oh, that explains it, so you did..' and weekly meetings with my Boss. So All good! everyone happy. What the ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) is going to happen now?
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I assume the reason your Boss did not come and talk to you in the first place, is that he is of the very PHB variety.
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glennPattonWork wrote: What ... is going to happen now?
You will work extra hard 
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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You will look busy for two and a half days, and then bugger off until the new year? 
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This Year?? ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) is what is needed
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Next thing will be that they want you to sing a Christmas carol dressed up like this: Carolers[^] 
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Please don't suggest it, Boss is a Choir Mistress (?)
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glennPattonWork wrote: What the [mastadon] is going to happen now?
Keep doing what you're told, keep a low profile and a copy of all your mails. 
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An island race with pain in this case (7)
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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An island race A TT (The Isle of Man Tourist Trophy)
with pain ACHE
in this case
ATTACHE
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