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Me: I'm not mad. I'm over the trauma. We're doing just fine.
Also me: Ends up injuring 10 people at squash court. 
"BRB crying" 
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You could try to play squash, replacing the ball with a badminton shuttle; you will spend as much energy but it will be far less dangerous.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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What would it be called then...squashminton? 
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I would think that after the first two, anyone else who got in the squash court with you was masochistic as best, suicidal at worst and they brought it upon themselves.
Be happy to provide the service they need.
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There's league going on. They don't have any other choice. 
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I knew an a***hole like that, after picking up a few bruises from him I left it to the competition players, they seemed to enjoy the pain.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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You are not mad, you are just lost and incoherent.
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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MehreenTahir wrote: Ends up injuring 10 people at squash court.
You're supposed to hit the ball with that racket.
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Whose balls are you talking about?
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Do anglers send each other birthday carps?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Indeed, they are dropping a line to wish them Wels.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, right. I will give you a complimentary comment for acute remark about anglers. Unfortunately, I've protracted this post a bit too much, anyway, for any supplementary remarks.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 that's a pretty lame pun... I'm out of here, so long and thanks for all the fish!
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I was cleaning up the shelves. happened to bump into a book that looked quite old & I wanted to dispose it off without opening. But opened & looked at the date, it's 1965, signed by my dad when he was a teenager. It's an (ELBS) Engish to English dictionary. It was beautiful with lots of tiny illustrations. I guess that's the oldest one I have right now. So I'm keeping this specimen.
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Absolutely no idea. I haven't even opened a paper book since I got my first tablet - 7 years ago? - and will probably dispose of most of 'em some day. Just keep the one my brother gave me, autographed by pTerry himself.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'd have to dig through my packed books. My hubby has some really old bibles. If he was around right now I'd ask about them.
Real programmers use butterflies
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I have the first book my dad read. Don't remember the title, but the date has got to be around 1928.
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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I have several books from the late 1800's and early 1900's, beautiful bindings and black and white illustrations, unique font, obviously in an older form of English that's interesting to read, and of course the writing style is so different.
But the unique thing is several of them have "to so-and-so" as a gift, with the date, and "from", and I pause when I see that. Here I'm holding a gift someone gave to someone else, for a birthday or just because, and they are undoubtedly dead, and those three lines are such an amazing glimpse into two people's lives and what was important to them.
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